Monday, September 16, 2019

I Like Brad Pitt

i got this photo from the internet

It has come to my attention: a man. A man named Brad Pitt.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Taylor Swift's Lover Is Good!!!!

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WHO WANTS TO READ ALL MY THOUGHTS ON LOVER, THE SEVENTH STUDIO ALBUM FROM TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT?????????

here we go.

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Taylor Swift Lover-Inspired Outfits


My friend, Katie Johnson, came to me what seems like six months ago to let me know she wanted to write a guest blog on what to wear to a Taylor Swift album release-themed party. I said OK and three years later, it's finally here. I am not going to edit this because I like the raw nature of it all. Please, enjoy Katie's finds on Amazon.

We are here to help you get your Lover outfit for LESS.

98% of these are Amazon fashion bc it’s 2019 and we don’t have time for anything else.

Sunday, August 18, 2019

Never Watch The Original Grease Again


My iTunes says I have watched Grease Live 19 times, but I know it's more than that. I watched it the night it premiered on FOX on Jan. 31, 2016. I watched it the next day. I watched at least three times that next week. And I watch it almost every day I have time (I always have time).

Thursday, August 1, 2019

I Moved To LA


In April. But this blog is in July. OK, it's August. I started writing this post in July and then got bored and fell asleep and now it's August and I can't sleep, so I will try again.

I just looked and I didn't blog any of June or July, which is the first time I have gone two whole months not blogging. Someone take away my blogging license!!! I haven't been blogging because every single ounce of creative energy in my body goes toward writing for money because right now that's the only way I make money. So blogging for free is my last priority and considering approximately zero people have asked me about my blog, I'm guessing y'all are fine and this blog is simply something I create to put out into the void of the world wide web!!!!!!!

Back to LA. On one hand it feels like I've been here forever because when I think back to the first week I was here, it feels like a century ago. Isn't that fascinating? Like when someone says, oh man, I can't believe it's been 10 years since I graduated high school, and you're like, cool! Neat!

But I'm sure all of y'all are DYING to know what I've been up to, so let's do the damn thing!!!!

Thursday, May 9, 2019

A Timeline Of My Daniel-Tosh-Is-Married Meltdown

courtesy the internet, don't sue me

I'm not ok.

But I'm smiling through the tears.

7:06 p.m. PST May 7, 2019
Tosh.0 is on. It's an episode I haven't seen.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Self-Care Is About More Than Watching Netflix Shows Every Night

This is a contributed post.


We’re not dissing Netflix. Watching Netflix shows is a great way to unwind at the end of a long day, but self-care is about more than taking a little bit of time out of your day to relax. That’s crucial to your health, of course, but a well-rounded lifestyle requires more than that. We’re not just going to say that you need to eat your vegetables and get on the treadmill either. Let’s talk about some things you could do to improve your self-care routine.