Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Tristian Thompson: May Kris Jenner have mercy on your soul


Okay let me say I am so so so sick of talking about/ hearing about Khloé and Tristian. <Insert all your True jokes here> I am physically and mentally exhausted from it. Okay, let’s begin.

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian is the ultimate boyfriend girl. She will marry you after 3 weeks. She will change her name. She will move to Ohio. She will sit courtside at 3,400 basketball games. She will come to your deathbed after a cocaine binge and make legal decisions. SHE. WILL. BE. THERE.

i.e. Khloé told People: "I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option."


Let’s all get on the same page and begin at the end. The end of Khloé Kardashian-Odom.

have never seen this photo and my god i love it

Improve Your Relationship With Food in 6 Simple Steps

This is a contributed post.
Do you know you have an unhealthy relationship with food, and that you need to do something about it, but you’re not sure what? Fear not, this post is designed to help you. Now, don’t get us wrong; if you have a serious problem with food, like a serious eating disorder, then you should go to a medical professional. However, if you simply struggle to find balance when it comes to food and find yourself obsessing about it a lot of the time, then something has to be done.

Have a look at the 6 simple steps below to figure out how you can improve your relationship with food:

Get Out Of Any Unhealthy Cycles
First of all, you need to identify your unhealthy cycles so you can get out of them. For example, do you notice your scale weight fluctuating, and then use that as excuse to eat lots of junk food? Do you have a stressful day at work and use that as an excuse to make yourself feel better with food, and feel unable to put the biscuit tin down?


Wednesday, March 28, 2018

A Revolutionary Blog Post: I Am A White Woman Who Goes To SoulCycle

i stole this from mine and augusta's satire fashion blog IG

Hello, everyone.

I have something to announce.

I've been working out.

And by working out, I mean I have gone to SoulCycle a total of five times so I am technically an expert on all things stationary bikes, white women on stationary bikes, and gay men yelling at white women on stationary bikes.

Here are my thoughts:

Friday, March 16, 2018

My Thought Process As I Discover Who Andy Kaufman Is

Watching Man On The Moon

Ok, Jim Carrey creeps me out.

No, like, Jim Carrey I think scares me.

I'm going to tell Brad that.

I know literally nothing about Andy Kaufman, I should read his Wikipedia page real quick.