Sunday, August 18, 2019

Never Watch The Original Grease Again


My iTunes says I have watched Grease Live 19 times, but I know it's more than that. I watched it the night it premiered on FOX on Jan. 31, 2016. I watched it the next day. I watched at least three times that next week. And I watch it almost every day I have time (I always have time).

Thursday, August 1, 2019

I Moved To LA


In April. But this blog is in July. OK, it's August. I started writing this post in July and then got bored and fell asleep and now it's August and I can't sleep, so I will try again.

I just looked and I didn't blog any of June or July, which is the first time I have gone two whole months not blogging. Someone take away my blogging license!!! I haven't been blogging because every single ounce of creative energy in my body goes toward writing for money because right now that's the only way I make money. So blogging for free is my last priority and considering approximately zero people have asked me about my blog, I'm guessing y'all are fine and this blog is simply something I create to put out into the void of the world wide web!!!!!!!

Back to LA. On one hand it feels like I've been here forever because when I think back to the first week I was here, it feels like a century ago. Isn't that fascinating? Like when someone says, oh man, I can't believe it's been 10 years since I graduated high school, and you're like, cool! Neat!

But I'm sure all of y'all are DYING to know what I've been up to, so let's do the damn thing!!!!

Thursday, May 9, 2019

A Timeline Of My Daniel-Tosh-Is-Married Meltdown

courtesy the internet, don't sue me

I'm not ok.

But I'm smiling through the tears.

7:06 p.m. PST May 7, 2019
Tosh.0 is on. It's an episode I haven't seen.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Self-Care Is About More Than Watching Netflix Shows Every Night

This is a contributed post.


We’re not dissing Netflix. Watching Netflix shows is a great way to unwind at the end of a long day, but self-care is about more than taking a little bit of time out of your day to relax. That’s crucial to your health, of course, but a well-rounded lifestyle requires more than that. We’re not just going to say that you need to eat your vegetables and get on the treadmill either. Let’s talk about some things you could do to improve your self-care routine.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Everything I Now Know About The Avengers


THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS SPOILERS, SO STOP READING THIS IF YOU CARE. DON'T COME FOR ME.

Brad and I went to see Avengers: Endgame on Friday. I did this because a) I was bored b) I was trying to be a good girlfriend c) I thought it would be nice to do this for him, considering he let me listen to Taylor Swift's "ME!" on repeat the night before.

I have never seen any Marvel movie ever. I don't think. One time Brad enticed me to watch the one with Chris Pratt with the promise that he takes his shirt off and I watched until he took his shirt off and then I went to bed, so like I don't remember much except a talking raccoon.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

My Relationship With Colton Underwood


Here's a fun thing to know about me: I didn't watch one single episode of The Bachelor this season. I ... just ... couldn't.

I just like could not be convinced that Colton was interested in women and I just couldn't go an entire season hearing about his virginity and I also didn't watch Becca's season, so like I didn't know Colton and all I knew about him was actually I knew a lot of things.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

How Our Diets Have Evolved, and What This Means for You

This is a contributed post.

Food is such an important part of life in the modern world. For some people food is simply sustenance; a source of energy that can make a big difference to the energising you for the day ahead. For others, food is an experience to be savoured and enjoyed, and time should be taken to indulge in every facet of it.

The bottom line is, no matter your views on food, it is clear that it plays a phenomenal role in your life. This is the reason why it is so important to make sure you have the right diet, and that you understand the changing landscape of food in the modern world. Here are some of the ways our diets have changed, and what this means for you moving forward.