Sunday, October 15, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

The Time I Called 911 Because I Thought My Roommate Had Been Kidnapped


Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017

This is my story. The story of a woman who thought her roommate was kidnapped.

It's Sunday evening and I'm sitting on my bed working. Or trying to work. My roommate just got home from a three-week Ireland vacation and after some catch-up time, I retreated back to my room.

Somewhere between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m., I hear her keys. This is a typical sound at this time because it's time to take her dog out to potty and do-do. I hear the keys or some kind of rummaging coming from the kitchen island and think nothing of it.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Fashion Advice For People Who Don't Know What They're Doing

This is a contributed post.


Don’t worry - you’re not alone. Most of us have gone through that phase of looking at our outfits in the mirror, feeling like burning the entire wardrobe to the ground, sitting on the front porch, and contemplating what we’re doing with our lives. Of course, you could always go for the less drastic measure of taking a deep breath, returning to your wardrobe, and asking yourself why you’re so uninspired by your outfit options.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Wearing LipSense Is An Experience And I'm Here For It



I started wearing lipstick about a year ago, I'm a real adult woman, who just started wearing makeup on the lips when she was 25, but please take me seriously as an adult.

My lips are thin (i want lip fillers, help me) so I just didn't think I could pull off lipstick but then I just put on my big girl panties and said I deserve to be happy and I deserve lipstick.

So now I own like 6 Kylie Lip Kits and I don't want to hear it.

But we're not here to talk about Kylie Lip Kits -- WHICH BTW DRY TF OUT OF YOUR LIPS -- we are here to talk about LipSense which is just an experience.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Rolling Stone Really Jacked Up Its Taylor Swift List

oh how interesting and wrong, rob.

On Thursday, Rolling Stone magazine released a list of Taylor Swift's songs ranked in order from worst to bad and quickly I understood why Rolling Stone was up for sale.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT'S RENDITION OF SILENT NIGHT IS BETTER THAN BAD BLOOD? TAY'S RENDITION OF SILENT NIGHT MADE ME NOT BELIEVE IN THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS ANYMORE. jk but it's bad.

The list rocked my afternoon. As I read it, I live texted my thoughts and feelings to anyone I deemed interested.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Introducing the Taco Bueno Wholotta Tailgate Box

is this an awkward photo of me, say no

Football season is here and that is exciting because I hate football, but I love going to parties and eating other people's food.

And now with Taco Bueno's Wholotta Tailgate Box, stealing sharing food is so easy and so fun.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

This Season's Hot Jewelry Trends

This is a contributed post.

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Every year, the fashion world tries to sell us on the latest “trends.” Some of them don’t make it past fashion week and flop spectacularly. But others have a lasting impact, doing the rounds on blogs and social media. Although not all of the trends we expect for this fall and spring 2018 will make it into the stores, there’s a good bet that some of them will, so it might be time to start prepping now.