Thursday, May 9, 2019

A Timeline Of My Daniel-Tosh-Is-Married Meltdown

courtesy the internet, don't sue me

I'm not ok.

But I'm smiling through the tears.

7:06 p.m. PST May 7, 2019
Tosh.0 is on. It's an episode I haven't seen.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Self-Care Is About More Than Watching Netflix Shows Every Night

This is a contributed post.


We’re not dissing Netflix. Watching Netflix shows is a great way to unwind at the end of a long day, but self-care is about more than taking a little bit of time out of your day to relax. That’s crucial to your health, of course, but a well-rounded lifestyle requires more than that. We’re not just going to say that you need to eat your vegetables and get on the treadmill either. Let’s talk about some things you could do to improve your self-care routine.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Everything I Now Know About The Avengers


THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS SPOILERS, SO STOP READING THIS IF YOU CARE. DON'T COME FOR ME.

Brad and I went to see Avengers: Endgame on Friday. I did this because a) I was bored b) I was trying to be a good girlfriend c) I thought it would be nice to do this for him, considering he let me listen to Taylor Swift's "ME!" on repeat the night before.

I have never seen any Marvel movie ever. I don't think. One time Brad enticed me to watch the one with Chris Pratt with the promise that he takes his shirt off and I watched until he took his shirt off and then I went to bed, so like I don't remember much except a talking raccoon.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

My Relationship With Colton Underwood


Here's a fun thing to know about me: I didn't watch one single episode of The Bachelor this season. I ... just ... couldn't.

I just like could not be convinced that Colton was interested in women and I just couldn't go an entire season hearing about his virginity and I also didn't watch Becca's season, so like I didn't know Colton and all I knew about him was actually I knew a lot of things.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

How Our Diets Have Evolved, and What This Means for You

This is a contributed post.

Food is such an important part of life in the modern world. For some people food is simply sustenance; a source of energy that can make a big difference to the energising you for the day ahead. For others, food is an experience to be savoured and enjoyed, and time should be taken to indulge in every facet of it.

The bottom line is, no matter your views on food, it is clear that it plays a phenomenal role in your life. This is the reason why it is so important to make sure you have the right diet, and that you understand the changing landscape of food in the modern world. Here are some of the ways our diets have changed, and what this means for you moving forward.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

My Friends Think I'm A Carrie; My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Charlotte



Wow, remember Sex And The City? That show was really good until you turn about 25 and then suddenly, you're like, wait, this show is v v bad?????

Carrie, a SEX columnist, is like comically closed-minded. Remember when she didn't believe you could be bisexual? And remember that time Samantha slept with a black guy and the entire episode was black jokes. And remember that time she didn't want to get on Berger's motorcycle bc of her ugly hairdo. WOW. What a horribly great show.

Anyway, one time my friends and me and my boyfriend got to discussing which character I am most like. Everyone is someone. There are only four types of women in the world and you must fit into one of them.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

I Now Wake Up In The Middle of The Night To Pee


Being 28 years old means these things:

  1. You survived the 27 Club
  2. You are almost 30
  3. You are no longer in your early 20s
  4. You're the age Paul McCartney was when he went solo
  5. You get up in the middle of the night to pee