Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Being A Social Justice Warrior Is Hard


At the beginning of 2018, I was an ignorant but blissful fool, just trying to navigate the world as a social justice warrior.

It was 2018, merely one year ago, that I decided to give up fast fashion. Fashion that is fast. It wasn't even that I wanted more sustainable fashion or clothes that would last longer, I really just wanted to put my money where my mouth was. If I was going to be against sex trafficking, I was going to be against labor trafficking. Read: I didn't want a 6-year-old trafficked child to make my clothes in some factory in a third-world country.

So I gave it up. No more Forever 21 or H&M or Zara. These places are relatively cheap (kind of: when did Zara get so expensive), so I figured they would have a lower risk of their clothes being made in sweat shops.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Dr. Payge Column: Nothing 2 Advil And A Hot Shower Can't Fix



Hello, welcome to this column I just made up called Dr. Payge (my friends call me Dr. Payge and idk why) Gives Medical Advice.



In today's column, I going to explain why all you really need in life is a bottle of Advil and a hot shower. Here we go.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Getting Over College: The No-Tears Method

This is a contributed post.

At the thought of college, some of you may already feel yourself welling up but we’re going to get through this. If you’re like most people, college was a mix of the best time of your life and also as if Hades somehow crossed the boundary into the real world. If you’re still wondering what it was all for or finding that transition into actual adult human being life difficult, however, here are some tips for your no tears guaranteed method of leaving college behind.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

I Guess We All Have A Shot With Chris Pratt, Ok Then

courtesy just jared or tmz idk don't sue me

I have a v complicated relationship with Chris Pratt in that I have no relationship with him at all. Yet I have spent hours upon hours watching YouTube videos of him being interviewed to try and decide if I like him. Is he funny? Is he hot? Would I enjoy being around him?

Monday, November 5, 2018

The Blog About The Time I Met Taylor Alison Swift


4:47 p.m. My dad and I are popping breath mints because we are about to meet Taylor Alison Swift.


6:06 p.m. My dad and I are running through AT&T Stadium, weaving in and out of security and teenagers, trying to get to our spot on time.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

What My Beto Dreams Mean For The Election



Hello!!!! This is a political blog now!!! Can you believe it!!!!

I spend most of my time thinking about Beto O'Rourke. Isn't he tired? Isn't his wife tired? Also Isn't he tired?