Saturday, August 16, 2014

Jessa Duggar is engaged

Hey, Jessa Duggar is engaged.

Do you know how I know that?

Because I woke up to three text messages this morning telling me.

(I wake up late. Don't hate the player. Hate the game.)

And then Facebook needed to remind me as if it was actually a trending topic. This can't be true because NONE of my friends were posting about it. So yeah, maybe it was trending because all the Duggar kids (aka half a country) were talking about it.

Well, that's fantastic, Jessa, considering your Twitter and Instagram handle is Jessa Seewald.


DID YOU HEAR ME? Her Twitter handle has Seewald in it before they were even engaged, much less married.

Remember that 19 Kids and Counting episode where she refused to try on wedding dresses until she was engaged and we were like, ok. Jessa might be somewhat normal and that's refreshing because the rest of her siblings are effing insane. 

Well, I take that back. Because using the last name of your boyfriend's on social media is pretty effing creepy.

I get that you're courting and it's different and you have marriage in mind and blah blah blah (we've heard Jim Bob talk about it a million times), but this is just stupid.

And yeah, Chantal. He is hot.

And yes, Emily, I'm sure Jana isn't too happy.

For those who don't know because you've never seen an episode of 19 Kids and Counting or you have but can't keep up with the 100 kids: Jana is the oldest daughter and is not courting anyone, so I'm sure watching her two little sisters get married ain't great.

Because she still has to live with Jim Bob and Michelle in that house and basically parent her younger siblings. I'm not sure you're allowed to move out and live on your own if you're an unmarried Duggar. I don't have that in writing from a Duggar representative, but it's yet to happen and I don't see Jana as a pioneer type.

P.S. I Googled Jana Duggar and the search results that came up were mostly about Jessa getting engaged, so there's that.

And Katie, if anyone is getting a text from a Duggar member, it's going to be me because I'm the one putting in the blogging hours to keep up with these fools.

Hey, TLC is going to air the Jill and Derick marriage special in September. You don't have to watch it because you know I will and blog about it.


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