Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Two months after wedding, Jill Duggar Dillard is pregnant

I hate everyone.

I might as well change the tagline of this blog to "Your No. 1 source for all things Duggars."

If you haven't already heard or read, Jill Duggar Dillard is pregnant. With a child.

Jill and Derick married June 21.

Today is Aug. 20.

That's two months.

We had the same reaction, Derick.

You typically announce your pregnancy when you're three months pregnant.

They're probably just really excited and announcing it early, but I mean, we are forced to do the math here.

We know Jill was saving her first kiss for marriage, but we don't know about Derick.

I mean he was the mascot at OSU, for crying out loud. We probably had ladies lining up. (This isn't so much a joke because I do have a thing for mascots, so I can't blame Jill.)



So Derick knew what he was doing the night of June 21.

Or they cheated and that's what my father thinks. I'm not going to accuse them of anything, but C'MON. TWO MONTHS AFTER YOUR WEDDING DAY AND YOU'RE ALREADY PREGNANT???

It's also been one year since the first time they've Skyped.

You're probably thinking that's a weird piece of information that I know.

But it's not because these two weirdos celebrated their Skypeiversary.

I guess I'm just wondering why.

One of the things I read in Growing Up Duggar (which can I mention again was the worst book I've ever read and I'm not even joking) was that a marriage counselor advised Michelle and Jim Bob to not have a TV or pet during their entire first year of marriage. I read that and thought, 'Ok, that's not a bad idea. You should spend your first year getting to know each other and learning how to live with another person.' But isn't a kid kind of the ultimate pet? I mean I don't know much about anything, but I can only imagine it can't be great.

Derick, what have you done. You knocked up a Duggar and now Jim Bob is going to be in your life forever and pretty soon you'll be competing against him in obstacle courses while your sweet bride looks on.


5 comments:

  1. LISTEN. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HOLD YOUR BELLY WHEN YOU ARE LESS THAN TWO MONTHS PREGNANT. THERE IS NO BABY BUMP.

    I'm sorry about the caps lock but it seemed necessary.

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  2. I just discovered you're blog and I am loving it! I'm from Scotland and none of my friends are even aware of the Duggars never mind obsessed with them like I am!!!! I can name all children in order. That is my one and only life skill - who needs college?

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    1. thank you for reading!!! and i don't know all of their names (every time i watch, i discover a new one), so half of me was scared when i saw your name, thinking one of the kids was mad at me for this post.

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    2. Haha - weirdly enough mine and my two sisters names all begin with J! We'd pretty much be the Scottish equivalent of the the Duggars if our lazy parents hadn't decided that three kids were enough...

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