Friday, January 23, 2015

It's been 13 days since I last blogged

It has been 13 days since I last blogged.


Well since I last blogged for Just PMSing.

You see, I've been really busy, writing about important worldly issues like ISIS, North Korea, President Barack Obama's State of the Union address, and other extremely important things.

OK, so none of that is true. But I have been writing a lot/eating a lot of ice cream/hanging out with friends.

Things I've been up to and will maybe help you realize why I haven't blogged.

1. I wrote The 10 Guys You Date in the Dallas Music Scene and three musicians basically told me I'm a genius and also really pretty, so I think I got it right.

i think mitch is a musician but honestly idk.
this person did not want their name used for fear of ruining his image and i'm like ok, i remember my first album.

None of these men said the words, "You are really pretty, Paige," but I think we can all read between the lines.

Also, none of those stories were from personal experience. I got all of the stories from a friend of a friend of a friend, so if you think one of the stories describes you perfectly, then wow what a coincidence because I have no idea what you're talking about.

2. I hung out with a bunch of 14-year-old girls and wrote about it.
*I tried making friends with the four girls in front of me, but they were not interested, so I was like Screw you, guys. I hate high school.

3. I became a sister wife and mastered my graphic design skills.

*It's important to note I'm the second sister wife, the fat one, and during an episode of Sister Wives, a TLC program, the one who is me took her scale to the gym because she thought it was broken and I was like ok then.

4. I dog and kitty sat and did you know cats don't really like dogs, which is something I didn't know until Radley hissed at Winston but Winston literally didn't care and I was like I remember my first romance.

Winston is helping fight doggie AIDS with his red beats. Bless him and his servant heart.
5. I gained a stalker.

After writing the 10 Dallas Women You've Probably Dated, I 1) got some great reviews and 2) received some interesting text messages.

i'm usually in deep ellum, but thank u.

And here is my stalker, kind of not really, whatever.

I have no idea who that person is, so if you have any leads, let me know.

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