Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Duggar And Other Questions Answered

I will never forget what I was doing when Cayla texted me the news.

A DUGGAR HAD SINNED.




Ok, I'm going to be honest. It happened a few days ago and I already forgot where I was but since it happened, everyone and their dog has asked me about my opinion.

And I'm just too scared to give my opinion, so I'm not going to.

INSTEAD, I asked the fine folks on Facebook to ask me DUGGAR-RELATED questions and apparently everyone hates me/that wasn't clear enough, so I got a bunch of random questions.

Here goes nothing/kill me:


Answer: My favorite part about living in Lubbock was the traffic/parking situation. Even at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday, there was still no traffic. Also, you never had to worry about parking. I also enjoyed the clean air. After living in Lubbock for years, I came back to Garland/Dallas and felt like I couldn't breathe. I did not like that during my last semester all of the Taco Buenos shut down.


Answer: Yes.




Answer: It's a state of mind, for sure. And I LOVE THE RAIN.


Answer: Put non-scented lotion on it every few hours. After getting out of the shower, moisturize a lot. Pat dry with a towel.


Answer: I still look like a Mexican, but it's slowly coming off, so now I have all these weird patches. It's hard.


Answer: As in the seventh game in a row or game 7 in the World Series? Ok, so seventh game in a row? It's great. We are below .500, though. But Vernon Wells did tweet this. Vernon is best friends with Michael Young. Interesting. (Ranger fans are kind of stupid, sorry.)

FINALLY DUGGAR QUESTIONS


Answer: They are a family of 21 who has a show on TLC. They are known for their conservative ways and more recently known because their eldest, Josh Duggar, allegedly touched some minors inappropriately when he was 14. Augusta has been my friend for about a year now and she still has no idea who the Duggars are and sometimes I wonder if she even knows me.


Answer: Yes, of course!!!! Jesus forgives and so does America!!! (David Letterman, Robert Downing Jr., Britney Spears, Drew Barrymore, etc.) BUT Josh and his family should probably move back to Arkansas from D.C., open up a used car lot, and stay away from the spotlight. If the rest of the family wants to continue making money, then there can be a spinoff show featuring the four oldest girls, Jana, Jill, Jessa and Jinger. THESE ARE MY FREE IDEAS, TLC.


Answer: This.


or this. graphic by augusta neal.



Answer: I mean. God. Idk. Do you want PMS to get all feminist up in here?

Never because the Duggars don't go to school or even move out before getting married.

Hopefully soon.

Yes because Ben ain't nothing to talk to. Like, I remember the first time I married a 19-year-old and then reproduced with him.

God. Who knows.

There. Questions answered. Bye.

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