Thursday, July 23, 2015

Your Guide to the Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj Twitter Feud

Twitter feuds are hard.

You have to constantly refresh your Twitter feed because you never know when someone is going to tweet something and then delete it.

A few days ago, Nicki Minaj tweeted how she was upset that her music video for Anaconda wasn't nominated for VMAs Video of the Year.

First, wut. I didn't know people actually cared about the VMAs besides parents who are always offended by it.

Well apparently Nicki was pi$$ed and decided to tweet a bunch of tweets, including this one.
Background info: The nominees in the Video of the Year category are Ed Sheeran, Kendrick Lamar, Bruno Mars, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.


Yes, Taylor Swift. It does not take the chess team of Yale University to figure this out.

Taylor sees this tweet, or someone told her about it, and tweets this:
Background info: Taylor rarely, rarely tweets anything negative and so when she does, the world literally stops turning.

Nicki is all, I don't know what you are talking about, I never said your name.

Subtweeting is hard.

Then Taylor tweeted this but it doesn't show up on her Twitter feed, but it's obvs her????
Then, days later, Katy Perry pops out of a cupcake somewhere in Tokyo probably and tweets this:
Background info: Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood' is supposedly about Katy Perry because Katy Perry supposedly took a bunch of Taylor's backup dancers from her right in the middle of Taylor's world tour, Red.

For Taylor to be like, 'It's unlike you to pit women against one another,' when she has a song like Bad Blood out, really pissed Katy Perry off, I guess.

Then Buzzfeed tweeted this because Katy Perry never graduated high school:
THEN, THEN, Camilla Belle is somewhere, wondering if anyone even remembers her and retweets Katy Perry and then tweets this.
Background info: Taylor Swift wrote the song 'Better Than Revenge' and it's supposedly about Camilla Belle and how she "stole" Joe Jonas from Tay.

lol k i remember the first time i was in luv with a Jonas brother.

This song is a lot of like "Misery Business" by Paramore but with way more harsh lyrics, including "She's no saint and she's not what you think, she's an actress. Whoa. She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, whoa."

And at the end of the song, Taylor sings, "Show me how much better you are," which is important because the Jonas Brothers have a song called "Much Better" where they sing about a certain someone and her teardrops on her guitar.

Listen to this song because it still amazes me that Taylor is friends with Nick and lets Joe Jonas on a boat with her.

calvin needs to hit joe.

i hate myself slash love myself for knowing this much info.

To be fair: Taylor has said she was 17 when she wrote 'Better Than Revenge,' when you still think a girl can steal your boyfriend.

Anyway, Tay apologized.

Nicki accepted her apology.
And then Nicki tweeted this, which is like??????????????
thoughts??????? give 'em to me.

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