Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Let's rename this the Josh Duggar scandal blog

I am exhausted. I'm typing this with my eyes closed while underneath my white comforter with a new spray tan fresh on my body and I'm falling asleep.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T EXHAUSTED. JOSH FRIGGIN DUGGAR BECAUSE HE HAS THE TIME FOR EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS.

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I woke up today and took a shower and immediately needed a nap. I then went to Chipotle and ate three tacos and came back home and napped (Yes, I ate Chipotle before getting naked for a stranger to spray tan me, it's sad). I rearranged plans with a guy tonight because I remembered I had to see a friend.

HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE TIME OR ENERGY FOR AN AFFAIR ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE 45 KIDS.

Ok, well Josh Duggar does not have 45 kids. He has five or six, I cannot remember. He also has a wife who wears long jeans skirts and who stuck by her husband when the world found out he molested his sisters when he was 14.

After the Ashley Madison (a website where the married folks can have an affair with other married folks) hack, some Gawker writer found Josh Duggar's account. It's Josh because the address matches up and why would we think it's not. And if you Google search the email he used for his Ashley Madison, an OKCupid account comes up and it's like LOL wut.

The picture he uses for the OKCupid account is not him but it's a picture that comes up if you Google search "random guy on Facebook." LISTEN, no one said Josh Duggar was smart, ok.

It's all very rough. It's all very sad. I'm indifferent on hacking and leaking and all that stuff because people should know by now that nothing is safe and nothing is anonymous so literally stop thinking you are above the Internet. And when you put your life on TV for America to sit and watch you talk about how Godly you are, you are setting yourself up.

"It's just sad he has to go through this in public," ~ a friend

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD. WATCHING THE SHOW 19 KIDS AND COUNTING THAT'S SAD. I have spent countless hours watching Josh Duggar grow up, court his now-wife Anna, not hold her hand, get married, hold her hand, then watch him hold her hand while she gave birth in a swimming pool, name their kids M names, and then have his parents talk to Megyn Kelly because he molested his baby sisters when he was 14. YOU DO NOT SIGN UP FOR A REALITY TV SHOW PROGRAMMING AND PREACH HOW BAD THE GAYS ARE WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASHLEY MADISON ACCOUNT THE WHOLE TIME. IF YOU WANTED A PRIVATE LIFE, THEN SORRY BUSTER BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR.

water births seem easier and better tbchwu

I realize this is America and I have a choice with what I watch on TV but sometimes there are television programs that are so bad, it's like you can't look away. That's the Duggars.

I didn't choose the Duggar life, the Duggar life chose me ~Josie Duggar somewhere probably.

While my friend thinks it's sad that he has to go through this in public, I think it's sad that in his Ashley Madison profile he listed that he's interested in a lady who wears jeans and a t-shirt and he knows his wife will never be able to provide that because she's only allowed to wear jean skirts.

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Listen, I'm glad there are people out there who have the time for affairs. I'm glad there are people who don't need to lay down for a nap every three hours. That's great.

I cannot wait to read your statement, Joshua.

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