Sunday, September 27, 2015

Everyone needs to calm down about age

People are so weird about age and I guess I just don't get it.

I don't understand it at all.

I was talking to someone the other day and I answered their question about when I was born. He said, "Wow, that's when I graduated. Ok then."

???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

Ok??????

What do you want me to do about it????????????????????????

Do you know how age works? Do you know how time works? Do you realize not everyone is born the same year? And depending on what year you were born changes how old you are?? Why are you shocked not everyone is the same age as you???????

And oh my god, those stupid articles that are like 25 Things The Class of 2020 Won't Understand.

It's like yes???????????? Why would the class of 2020 know about NSYNC?????? They were a boy band that lasted literally three CDs. Do you care about the band Three Dog Night????? No. And why would the kids you're teaching now know about 9/11??????????????? They weren't there??????? Do you care about Pearl Harbor???????? Do you not understand how this works??????? Yes, kids today just google the weather because they have that kind of access. No, they don't have to go to high school reunions because there's Facebook. Why is this so hard to understand???????? Do people not realize that we're all going to die one day??? We are getting older and death is upon us?????? And different age groups experience different things??? That's how life works????

lance cannot dance.

I really really really really don't understand when people give me shit for my age. Age is literally something I cannot change. I can literally change my gender but I cannot legally change my age. So when you look at me disgusted that I was born in a certain year, I'm just like ok???????????? I'm sorry???????????????

And for the love of God, stop with the "this generation is doomed." We are all literally doomed.

I'm done. Shortest blog post ever. Bye.

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