Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Help Me Decide My Halloween Costume


I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody! Help! You know I need someone Heeeeellllppp.


I am so stressed out about Halloween that I'm developing an eye twitch. I have no idea what I'm going to be and that alone should be a federal offense.

I need your help, kind of loyal readers.

how good of a jane fonda would i be tho.


  • Mia Farrow. I would need a Woody Allen and Asian daughter.
  • Brigitte Bardot
  • Jane Fonda talking shit about the Vietnam vets
  • Jane Fonda working out
  • Kim Davis
  • Kim Davis's husband
  • Anna Duggar
  • Ashley Madison
  • Regina George. this is so old and would be so tragic but here i am considering it.
  • One of Mike Leach's fat little girlfriends. this is even older and no one even remembers this but I'm still laughing.
  • Rachel Dolezal
  • North West
  • a donut
  • Winston
  • Baby Dex
  • Britney Spears- Hit Me Baby One More Time era
  • Amy Winehouse
  • Harry Styles
  • Kristen Wiig dressed up like Harry Styles
  • a cat
  • a dead cat
  • Lily from AT&T

Let me know in the comments or whatever. Or tweet me. Ugh, just do something.