Monday, February 29, 2016

Shut up, Fuller House isn't that bad

I really struggled with whether I should name this blog "Shut up, Fuller House isn't that bad" or just "John Stamos is a fine, fine wine." Part of me thinks I spent the majority of my Sunday watching Fuller House for the few seconds John Stamos would appear on screen and then I was like you know what, "critics." Suck it and shut up. Fuller House isn't that bad. This is a TV review blog now. Buckle up. 

Monday, February 22, 2016

Do I have OCD or am I just a 14-year-old fangirl

That text message is not a lie. I literally watched Grease Live twice in one day and I continue to watch it any chance I get. Except Hulu did a horrible thing and took it off and so now I'm left watching it from the FOX Now app, which is fine until you want to leave to go get a snack and then it starts over from the beginning and it's a pain and it's all really hard and someone somewhere should probably start feeling sorry for me because I can't carry this weight alone. Thank you and God bless.

But let's examine because this person presents an interesting question. Do I have OCD?

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Happy birthday to my sister if you're even really my sister

bb just being ~crazy n sassy~

My sister's birthday is soon and she's turning 33 19 and she requested a blog post in her honor, so I'm not saying this is equivalent to Lululemon yoga pants, so I'll just let you say it's better than that and I'm off the hook for a birthday present.

People are always coming up to me, like, PMS, you have a sister? Is she single? Is she hot? And those people are always my guy friends who think they have a shot with my sister.

And then my real friends are always like, PMS, what is your sister like? Does she want to come out with us? Is she as annoying as you? Does she also have a blog? And the answer is no.

My sister, BB, and I could not be more different if we actually tried. And seriously, we're not even trying.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Taylor Swift has 10 Grammys and I ate Sonic alone in my car today

Taylor Swift and me. So much in common. Where do I even begin. Where.

First and foremost, we are both human beings... for the most part. Well, I can't actually confirm she's real, she could very well be a robot, but let's say for the purpose of this blog, she's a human being. And I'm a human being.

Just one of the many things we have in common. She won three Grammys last night and I ate Sonic in my car alone today. It was a corny dog and tater tots and large Dr Pepper and you know what, it sounds pitiful, but I bet Taylor didn't even drink Dr Pepper growing up in Pennsylvania, so whatever.

So much in common. Let's get started. Let's.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

GUEST POST: What it’s like being PMS’ actual friend

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This is a guest post by Sassy Neal over at It's Fine I'm Fine dot com. I met her during our internship and knew I wanted to be friends with her immediately, so I kind of pursued her because I'm a lesbian. I wanted someone to write about what it's like being friends with me because I'm not obsessed with myself at all. Enjoy. Follow Sassy's blog because every Monday she blogs about The Bachelor and sometimes about how to dress your boyfriend like a gay man. Enjoy.

Monday, February 8, 2016

I saw a movie with Chris Pine in it

The title of the film is not important. The plot is not important. Chris Pine is important.

Definite Ranking of all Chris Pine movies
1. Just My Luck
2. Jack Ryan
3. Princess Diaries 2
4. Star Trek
5. Star Trek 2
6. The Finest Hours

The Finest Hours is the one I saw last night with my father. I knew I wasn't going to understand the plot or the storyline, but I did know Chris Pine was going to be wet the majority of the time, so like.

Background: I'm not sure the exact moment or movie when I fell in love with Chris, but when you really think about it, when you really get down to the root of it, he shouldn't be my type because he's kind of manly????? And I like feminine men????? But I'm into him because like.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

How I spent my Saturday night

with strippers and blow and men on motorcycles and other fun and exciting stuff!

oh wait.

All I wanted to do was watch Saved By The Bell: The College Years. All of my friends were hanging out with "other friends" or "boyfriends" and I was like can anyone just think about me for once.

So there I was. Stuck at home. Just Hulu Plus and me.


Saturday, February 6, 2016

The Choice is the worst movie I've ever seen

courtesy of entertainment weekly.

Wow. Where do I even begin besides fair warning to everyone: Do not go see The Choice. I already did, so you don't have to. This blog contains some spoilers, but like if you're shocked by anything in a Nicholas Sparks movie, then I'm praying for you.

This movie starts out like every other Nicholas Sparks movie where the main characters are in some Nicholas Sparks made-up town, not watching TV or tweeting or anything else believable. Instead, they are sailing and laughing and basking in the outdoors.

We meet Travis Shaw who is good looking and the only reason I wanted to see the movie.

Travis meets Gabby, a med student.

Friday, February 5, 2016

I'm obsessed with American Idol

Help me. Help us all.

I don't know why I chose the literal last season to become obsessed with American Idol, but here we are. Here we are.

I watched it growing up and then stopped after the season Kris Allen won, which was in May 2009, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume college PMS just didn't have time for American Idol.

But here we are. Back. And without cable and a boyfriend, so I have to pretend Harry Connick Jr. is my boyfriend.

pls send help.