Sunday, March 13, 2016

Rompers have taken over dresses and I'm pissed


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I went shopping yesterday for a simple dress to wear to a rehearsal dinner for a nice spring wedding. What I found were dozens upon dozens of rompers. ROMPERS. You know jumpsuits. Jumpers. Shorts and a shirt attached. A dress but shorts instead. I am pissed about this and before voting for any presidential candidate, I need to know what they plan on doing to bring dresses back to America. Make America a dress country again.


wow cute romper WISH IT WAS A DRESS.

Here are some conversations among fashion designers I imagined took place before this fashion season. This is a fashion blog now. Buckle up.

"We need to put an end to teen pregnancy."


prom dresses 2016. buy it here bc it's cute.

You know what's a real issue? Those damn teen moms. How do we put an end to this? No, forget sex education. Let's take it a step further and sew up all dresses, so there's no funny business happening in a bathroom stall on prom night. We will completely get rid of all dress, so girls are forced to wear rompers to prom and then there will be no more teenage pregnancy and then the world will just be better.

"The women's bathroom lines are too short."


you thought this was a dress??? lololol. still. buy it here.

Speaking of bathrooms, Susan, have you noticed women's bathroom lines have become significantly shorter? Why is that? There's something wrong. Women aren't bonding while waiting to go potty anymore like they used to. Let's change that. Instead of selling dresses, let's sell rompers, so the women have to completely take off their jumpsuit before using the restroom. This will make them take longer in the bathroom stall, so then women will be forced to wait their turn longer, and then they will make more friends and probably solve more world issues. Feminism.

"We need something even more casual than a sundress."


OH THIS IS CUTE NOT A DRESS BUT STILL CUTE. buy it here.

I hate that there isn't a in-between outfit between a sundress and a bathing suit. There needs to be something that is more casual than just a sundress, but a little bit more dressed up than a bathing suit for when you actually need to step inside the country club for an iced tea. What if instead of a sundress with sunflowers on it, we just made the skirt part into shorts? Then women can be super casual all the time.

"We need to be equal to men."


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Men don't wear dresses, so neither should women. Women need to be on an equal-playing field with women, and there's only one way for men to start taking us seriously. We need to wear shorts with them. Women will start to get better jobs and make more money if they are seen wearing rompers in the workplace. This is genius. More feminism ideas. You go, Susan. Four for you, Susan.

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