Friday, June 3, 2016

Taylor Swift lyrics to help Taylor Swift get through her breakup


It was a People Magazine notification heard round the world. Where were you when your friend group texted your Ride or Die group text with the fatal words...

I was applying deodorant, getting ready to go to my favorite Mexican restaurant in town. I had spent all day at work, participating in child labor, and all I wanted was a frozen margarita with salt, make that a double, I'm not high-maintenance.

But when life throws you curveballs, you gotta hit them anyway. I'm talking to you, Taylor, I think. I'm talking to anyone who will listen.

Taylor, I know you're not reading this, but pretend you are. Here are some Taylor Swift Lyrics To Help Taylor Swift Get Through Her Breakup. I'm clever.

ALL TOO WELL// "And you call me up again just to break me like a promise/so casually cruel in the name of being honest"


There are some people I will never forgive. The boy who used to jam locker on purpose in the sixth grade, the relative who said I have bad legs, and Jake Gyllenhaal for being such an asswipe to my dear sweet Tay. WOW THIS LYRIC DOE. GLAD SHE WENT THROUGH THE HEARTBREAK, AMIRITE.

LAST KISS// "But now I'll go sit on the floor/wearing your clothes/all that I know is/I don't know how to be something you miss"
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. This song was about Joe Jonas, but we've all been there, we've all sat in a guy's shirt on your bedroom floor and cried, wait what.

SAD BEAUTIFUL TRAGIC// "In dreams, I meet you in warm conversation/We both wake in lonely beds in different cities"

COLD AS YOU// "And you come away with a great little story/of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you"
She wrote this song when she was like 14 or 15 and she was already more mature than anyone in the world.

WHITE HORSE// "My mistake I didn't know to be in love you had to fight to have the upper hand"


Stupid girl.

DEAR JOHN// "Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame/or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away"
Effin John Mayer.

TIM MCGRAW// "When you think happiness/I hope you think that little black dress"



Who do you think of when you think Tim McGraw, Calvin

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