Monday, August 29, 2016

My Friends Asked A Man In A Batman Bowtie To Rank Us Prettiest To Least And Now They're Mad And I Don't See Why Because I Got First

You know how every friend group secretly wonders which of the friends is the prettiest. You know. They ponder, What do guys think. What do other women think. What are our parents' friends on Facebook really thinking behind the 'you're so pretty' comment. Do they mean it. If only we could have a random stranger tell us the straight-up truth in a setting such as a bar.

Friday, August 19, 2016

I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman; I'm An Empathetic Lady

I don't mean to be dramatic, but yesterday, I experienced a new emotion and I am not the same person.

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman, I'm an empathetic lady.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

How To Convince Your Boyfriend You Wanna See The New Chris Pine Movie For The Plot

It's a typical evening at home with bae when the preview for the hottest blockbuster of the summer* comes on and you must remain calm.

*It's a move literally no one has ever heard of, but it has the best actor of your generation in it.**

**He has never been in a movie worth a damn but damn, look at him.


Monday, August 1, 2016

The Bachelorette Season Finale: Keep Dallas Pretentious

spoiler alert jojo picks jordan and they're moving to dallas.

Whether this is the only recap you're reading or the fifth recap you're reading, we can all agree that we hate our lives. That's unanimous. This was a long, tough season filled with love and heartbreak and boobs and Chad and I am v glad it's over. I missed a few episodes because it was so boring, but I decided to end with a bang.