Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Why Do All The Holiday Parties Take Place Before We Receive All Our Cute Holiday Outfits?

The question I have posed in the title is a very good question that I'm sure you have not thought about before. Or if you have, you have not brought it up with me because when I thought about it today, I thought, Hmm, that is a good point; why don't more people speak about this?

Think about it. Think about all the holiday parties you go to wearing clothes that aren't brand new. And think about all the cute clothes you get on Christmas day, but after Christmas day, all the holiday parties are over and you have no where to wear your cute clothes.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Doing A Dinner Party The Cool Way!

This is a contributed post.

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For many of us, the fall months and the winter nights means that we have to slow down our partying skills and replace them with casual, reserved affairs, such as dinner parties. And for something like a typical dinner party, it's usually the very definition of boredom. Who wants to be sitting around, talking about boring things, while also exclaiming “pass the butter?” So let's make those dinner parties a bit more interesting! Here are some few pointers to make your modest, intimate affair, something that gets people talking.

Friday, November 24, 2017

Why Does Everyone Hug Wrong

A lot of people hug wrong. I, however, hug right. Let me explain.

If I see you and we are friends, then yes, we can hug. In fact, let's hug. But it's important you hug right. I've learned some people hug like they are in the seventh grade in front of a youth pastor and are scared to touch chests. Side hugs are for Duggars and side hugs are wrong. Let me explain.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Taylor Swift's Newest Album, reputation, Is So Good I Own Four Copies

You are here because you want to read my thoughts on Taylor Swift's new album, reputation. These are my opinions and my opinions are the only true Taylor Swift opinions.

I believe this is her best album to date. And I did not say that about 1989. In fact, I thought parts of 1989 were weak — All You Had To Do Was Stay and I Wish You Would being the weakest. I stood by that Red was her best album. Even though it was looked down on by music critics for not being sonically cohesive, that is what I loved about it. We got the signature Taylor ballads and the dance bops she is now known for.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

The moment I knew I hit rock bottom: I now own three Taylor Swift CDs and have no CD player to play them

It's the biggest day of the year. Nov. 10, 2017. The day I have been anticipating for the last three years. It's the day Taylor Alison Swift is finally releasing her sixth album.

Taylor Swift is my queen. My everything. My beginning. My end. When she releases an album, it's not that I simply download it and listen to it when I think about it. I buy a digital version. I buy a physical album. I buy all the merch. I listen. I analyze. I pour everything into it and it pours everything into me.


Tuesday, October 31, 2017

No Celebrity Feud Will Ever Top Kelly Ripa Vs. Clay Aiken, And I Fully Believe That

this moment haunts me.

Are you ever just driving down the highway when all of a sudden the memory of Kelly Ripa vs. Clay Aiken floods your mind and you can't stop thinking about it?

Because it happens to me easily once every two months.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

I Get All My Fashion Inspiration From Lori Loughlin's 18-Year-Old Daughter, Who Has A YouTube Channel

I get all my fashion inspiration from a 18-year-old YouTuber, who also happens to be Lori Loughlin's daughter.

And I am not kidding.

One time my friend told me I was dressed like a slutty high schooler. This is not a coincidence. That's because I get my fashion inspiration from a high schooler.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

I Want Candice Romo To Post More Instagram Pictures

WE DON'T DESERVE HER. pic via dallas cowboys on twitter.

I want Candice Romo to post more Instagram pictures. I know what you're thinking: Why? That is a good question and I'm here to answer it.

Candice Romo has a great face. She also has great style. She's also married to Tony Romo, but I don't care about that. She's also Chace Crawford's sister, which I care about a little.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

The Time I Called 911 Because I Thought My Roommate Had Been Kidnapped

Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017

This is my story. The story of a woman who thought her roommate was kidnapped.

It's Sunday evening and I'm sitting on my bed working. Or trying to work. My roommate just got home from a three-week Ireland vacation and after some catch-up time, I retreated back to my room.

Somewhere between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m., I hear her keys. This is a typical sound at this time because it's time to take her dog out to potty and do-do. I hear the keys or some kind of rummaging coming from the kitchen island and think nothing of it.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Fashion Advice For People Who Don't Know What They're Doing

This is a contributed post.

Don’t worry - you’re not alone. Most of us have gone through that phase of looking at our outfits in the mirror, feeling like burning the entire wardrobe to the ground, sitting on the front porch, and contemplating what we’re doing with our lives. Of course, you could always go for the less drastic measure of taking a deep breath, returning to your wardrobe, and asking yourself why you’re so uninspired by your outfit options.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Wearing LipSense Is An Experience And I'm Here For It

I started wearing lipstick about a year ago, I'm a real adult woman, who just started wearing makeup on the lips when she was 25, but please take me seriously as an adult.

My lips are thin (i want lip fillers, help me) so I just didn't think I could pull off lipstick but then I just put on my big girl panties and said I deserve to be happy and I deserve lipstick.

So now I own like 6 Kylie Lip Kits and I don't want to hear it.

But we're not here to talk about Kylie Lip Kits -- WHICH BTW DRY TF OUT OF YOUR LIPS -- we are here to talk about LipSense which is just an experience.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Rolling Stone Really Jacked Up Its Taylor Swift List

oh how interesting and wrong, rob.

On Thursday, Rolling Stone magazine released a list of Taylor Swift's songs ranked in order from worst to bad and quickly I understood why Rolling Stone was up for sale.


The list rocked my afternoon. As I read it, I live texted my thoughts and feelings to anyone I deemed interested.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Introducing the Taco Bueno Wholotta Tailgate Box

is this an awkward photo of me, say no

Football season is here and that is exciting because I hate football, but I love going to parties and eating other people's food.

And now with Taco Bueno's Wholotta Tailgate Box, stealing sharing food is so easy and so fun.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

This Season's Hot Jewelry Trends

This is a contributed post.

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Every year, the fashion world tries to sell us on the latest “trends.” Some of them don’t make it past fashion week and flop spectacularly. But others have a lasting impact, doing the rounds on blogs and social media. Although not all of the trends we expect for this fall and spring 2018 will make it into the stores, there’s a good bet that some of them will, so it might be time to start prepping now.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

I Could Write A Thesis on Taylor Swift, But I'm Never Going Back To School, So This Blog Will Have To Do

Everyone has been approaching me. "PMS, what do you think about this and that regarding Taylor Swift" and I have to take a deep breath and really focus before I just give away all my Taylor Swift opinions.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Fashion Habits That’ll Always Make You Stand Out From the Crowd

This is a contributed post.

When it comes to fashion, it’s nearly always possible to “fit in” with the crowd. The tricky part is figuring out a way to go above and beyond what everyone else is doing and stand out from the crowd. However, with a little bit of thought and planning, it is possible, no matter what the event or occasion is. Below, we run you through five habits you need to include in your fashion routine if you want to turn heads for all the right reasons.
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Monday, September 11, 2017

Am I Drunk Or Is My Uber Driver Driving Really Fast?

I am tipsy and bored. And ready to go home.

I order an Uber.

I leave the bar and text Cayla.

I wait outside for the Uber. I plan on leaving Cayla if she doesn't come soon enough.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Fashion: It's All About Fit!

This is a contributed post.

Many people think fashion is only about labels, styles, colors and designers. Of course, these things do have their place, but the true secret of looking fashionable in whatever you wear is fit. That’s right, you can have the most expensive designers items, but if they don't fit right, they just won't look right and so will ruin your aesthetic. So, with this in mind check out the guide below on things you can do to ensure you get the best fit for your clothes as possible.

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Thursday, September 7, 2017

Let's Explore My YouTube Subscriptions

I do not have cable and it's borderline miserable.

So I only watch YouTube videos of people I don't know and it's to the point where my roommate asks about the YouTubers.

Let's take a look at who I am subscribed to and why. Ok? Fun.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Stepping Sweetly Into Fall

This is a contributed post.

At this time of year, fashion can throw us off. When the weather starts to change, and the stores shift their focus from summer styles to fall fashions, you start to feel like you need to make the transition too. But when you’re still in summer mode, stepping sweetly into fall can sometimes feel impossible. So, to help the transition to be as seamless as possible, you’re going to need some inspiration to see you through. Taking a soft feminine feel to make that change charming, let’s take a look at the fall fashion and beauty trends to transition into now.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Wanted: 13-Year-Old Girl Who I Can Talk To About YouTube Celebs, Preferably Colleen Ballinger And Ex-Husband, Joshua Evans

No one else spends hours of their day watching YouTube videos of Colleen Ballinger (AKA Miranda Sings) and thinking about why she and Joshua Evans (ex-husband) got a divorce.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Less is More: Diamonds In The Rough?

This is a contributed post.

OK, so maybe not quite the rough, but definitely the more casual. As even the most refined of jewels are the perfect accessory for not just formal outfits, but more casual one too. After all, if less is truly more than, a single diamond necklace, ring, or pair of studs can truly be the perfect option to lift and compliment any outfit you choose. So read on for info on how to do diamonds with a casual style, right.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Disney World Food Review

I went to Disney World and tried all of its foods and now I am telling you what to eat and what not to eat next time you visit The Happiest Place on Earth. ™

Mickey's Premium Ice Cream Bar

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

I Did A Podcast

Here's the link. I did it with Augusta at IFIF.

Pls pls pls watch it and tell me what you think. What you want to see more of, less of, if you think it's funny or not, etc.

Need feedback.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Call Me Vogue; I Have 73 Questions For You, Gigi Hadid

I don't know if you've seen Gigi Hadid's 73 Questions video thing Vogue does for all of their cover stars, but I have and I have something to complain about.

One of the 73 questions is 'what are your top 10 favorite Taylor Swift songs' and Gigi Hadid rattles off these songs:

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

That Time I Convinced Myself I Had A Brain Tumor

Maria Menounos has one, I probably have one, we all probably have one, we're all dying, this is it.

I semi-convinced myself I had a brain tumor, enough to write this blog, but not enough to actually go to the doctor.

But I did tell my boyfriend "I should go to the doctor," so like, one step at a time, people.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

I Am Stressed About The Nordstrom Sale


Yes, these are the things I stress about.

Yes, I hate me too.

Every year, Nordstrom has a big sale where a lot of their fall products go on sale. During July. And it's good sale shit, too.

Like, Stuart W. boots. Like, that is a good sale because those boots ain't cheap.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Fool-Proof Gifts For The Man In Your Life

This is a contributed post.

Finding the perfect gift for the guy in your life is a great feeling, but also extremely hard to achieve. With men being the strange, enigmatic creatures they are, it’s always tough to separate the good ideas from the bad. Fortunately, there are a number of fool-proof gift ideas that you can always get for the man in your life, confident that it will put a smile on their face.
A New Watch
(Max Pixel)

Monday, June 19, 2017

I Bought Makeup From A Department Store, So Yeah, I'm Ready For The Draft

In 20 years, I'll look back on June 17 and remember it as the day I ventured into a department store cosmetics section and tried to successfully buy a makeup product.

And failed.

Here's the thing. I just wanted a face moisturizer.

That's all I wanted.

That's all I really needed to be happy in these uncertain times.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

That Time I Met David Cook. Yes, From American Idol

I don't even know.

Like, I just don't know.

I was at a soccer game and that for one, is like, why.

And then I was sitting inside because why would I actually sit outside in the Texas heat and watch a soccer game.

I was sitting there, eating a kid's size nacho plate and looking around when ALL OF A SUDDEN

David Cook walks by.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

I've Been Trying To Gain The Approval Of High Schoolers on Twitter And It's Not Working

I love Twitter. I love the community on Twitter. Anytime I hear someone talk about how awful social media is for teenagers, I understand, but like anything else, there are really, really great things on Twitter.

Twitter provides you with an online community that you might not get IRL or in high school. The people you go to high school with might not be obsessed with Taylor Swift, so you can go online and connect with likeminded people and that is really awesome.

I watch the interactions among high schoolers or among likeminded people every day and I love it. I am amazed by the community and the friendships that blossom online. I watch these people grow up, go off to college, and live their lives.


Wednesday, June 7, 2017

All I Want Is Clear, Even Skin Without Changing My Diet of Dr Pepper And Cookies

Why is that so much to ask. Why.

Let's take a trip down memory lane and think about ole PMS's skin.

I've never had good skin. I've had a pimple on my face since the day I came out of the womb.

Then one day I came home from high school (?), college (?), no idea, and Proactiv was on my bed. MY FATHER HAD BOUGHT ME PROACTIV.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

The Bachelorette Episode 1: I'm Out

I really, really was not planning on blogging this season of The Bachelorette. One, because the page views for the middle episodes of Nick's season did not do well. Two, the page views for JoJo's season were even worse. Three, The Bachelorette is just overall more boring than The Bachelor.

But then one person wrote on my Facebook wall and I was like well, shit. #doitforthefans

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Serve Your Way To Dinner Party Success With These Tips

This is a contributed post.



We all want to impress our friends and neighbors somehow. You’ll have already heard of the saying “keeping up with the Joneses”, and will no doubt want to keep up with all of the families who live in your neighborhood. Are you wondering how you can showcase all your skills and marvelous housekeeping to everyone? It’s easy - you just need to host a dinner party and invite your neighbors and friends over for it!

Friday, May 12, 2017

You Asked For It: No Idea What Happened In Better Call Saul But It Might Be Religious

You Asked For It is a series where I do what my readers asked for. I don't know how long this series will last.

Sometime last week or last month or god knows when, I asked my ~fans~ on Facebook what TV show they would like for my blog. In an effort to blog more and do what the people want, I am going to blog one episode of every show y'all suggested.

First up: Better Call Saul. This suggestion comes from Cassie Farris.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Taco Bueno Has A Pizza Box Full of Tacos And I Die

Do you like to party? Do you like tacos? Do you like party tacos?


Tuesday, April 25, 2017

"It's Fine, But Whataburger Is Better"

idk this is what u get when u google whataburger gif

I have said this on three different occasions in the last week, so pls save your fancy restaurants for someone more cultured than me.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Allure You Can't Afford To Let Go Of

This is a contributed post.

We’ve already looked at how a long-term couple are different from those in a new relationship. Most of us expect at least some changes as we go from falling in love to being in love. Your man becomes an extension of you. He is your family. But, think twice before you start treating him like it. You may think the wooing days are over, but don’t be so hasty. Letting the allure drop does have a charm of its own. Your man may find some of your more disgusting habits cute. But, there’s a line you shouldn’t cross. You want him to think you're charming, not repulsive.

Friday, April 7, 2017

I Got Jury Duty Summons And I Actually Went

not me

It was a normal day. A day like any other. Until my father texted me that I received a jury duty summons in the mail. All of my mail still goes to Garland and honestly I have no idea what I'll do if my parents ever move.

Monday, March 13, 2017

The Bachelor Season Finale: Oh, Canada

It's the finale. Is anyone ready? This season seems like it flew by? Was it the weird thing they did where they put the rose ceremonies at the beginning of the episode?

I'm in the minority in that I liked Nick as a Bachelor.

from my dad.


Let's get started.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

The Bachelor Women Tell All: Everyone is Yelling

from tvguide.com

I hate everyone who liked the Facebook post that led me to have to write this recap.

The Bachelor Episode 10: Rachel Wears A Penguin Onesie To Fantasy Suite

stole this from twitter user @emmaladyrose

Tonight's episode is two hours and then a Women Tell All. Please pray. I'm already exhausted.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

25 Songs Better Than The God-Awful 'Can't Stop The Feeling'

Justin Timberlake is nominated for an Oscar and it's not for Model Behavior. Instead, it's for the worst song to ever play on radio, Can't Stop The Feeling.

Friday, February 24, 2017

5 Things That Every Long-Term Couple Knows To Be True

This is a contributed post.

When you’ve been in a relationship for a long time - say a year or more - your life begins to change. Finally, after months of pretending to be completely and utterly perfect, you begin to let loose a little and start being yourself around your significant other.

As more time passes, your relationship changes more and more, until you and your partner have a completely different relationship to the one that you used to have. That’s a good thing, by the way, because it means that your relationship is moving forward and growing, as it should be.

So, the question is, what should a long-term relationship look like? To give you an idea, below is a list of five things that every long-term couple knows to be true…

Thursday, February 23, 2017