Monday, January 30, 2017

The Bachelor Episode 5: What Voodoo You Do In NOLA


**my boyfriend came up with that title, i'm so sry**

I missed the first 10 minutes because I was at Burger Street getting a frito pie.

Monday, January 23, 2017

The Bachelor Episode 4: #WomensMarch

original photo via boston globe

Little baby disclaimer: I watch the show live without DVR, without any rewinding or pausing or anything. And a lot of times with someone else in the room talking, giving me their opinion. And I mess up a lot. Last week, I referred to a Lindsey on multiple occasions. Turns out, there is no Lindsey. Her name is Danielle. I woke up in the middle of the night and realized this. Also, thanks to my fb friend Cory Graves, I screwed up the Janet Jackson thing. Corinne was talking about JJ's Rolling Stone cover. But I've never spelled Corinne's name wrong, MULTIPLE TIMES ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS, unlike People Magazine. That's all.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The Bachelor Episode 3: Whipped Cream And Puke


Liz is gone, Corinne is drunk, Nick, even having been on 98 seasons previously, doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

The women are back at the mansion talking about Liz Gate 2017. Or 2016. Whatever. Everyone is concerned about Nick's intentions. The man who has the best abs I've ever seen is going on TV to "find love" for the 103rd time and they are worried about his intentions. These ladies. I love it.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Friday, January 13, 2017

Amazing Things Found At Walmart Part I


This is a Part I because we went so late at night that apparently half of the store was closed down???? Wow, still so much exploring to do??? But also we all know I probably won't write a Part II so just live with this, ok????

BUT WOW, have any of y'all ever been to Walmart? I hadn't until my boyfriend made me go at like 11 p.m. so he could buy 2 percent milk. Honestly, that's an entire separate blog post, My Boyfriend Drinks 2 Percent Milk, What Other Qualities Make Him A Monster?

text from bf when i ran blog post idea past him hehe

Monday, January 9, 2017

The Bachelor Episode 2: How About A Little More Conversation


"It's gonna get uncomfortable, it's gonna get crazy, it's gonna get weird." -Corinne, this season's 24-year-old villain.

YOU'RE TELLING ME, CORINNE. YOU'RE TELLING ME.

Monday, January 2, 2017

The Bachelor Episode 1: Everyone Has Had Sex With Nick

this guy can't find a girlfriend and needs to go on TV to date. ok.

IT'S BACHELOR TIME!!!! Brad just sighed heavily and walked into the bathroom and locked the door, so this is going well.

We take a walk down memory lane and Nick has had sex fallen in love with every brunette on this show's franchise. That's Andi, Kaitlyn, and Jen.