Saturday, February 11, 2017

7 Things My "Friends" Have Said About Brett Eldredge

These are all real things my "friends" have said about Brett Eldredge, who still hasn't tweeted me back. It's fine.

"He looks like he was born with a cleft lip."



This isn't true. I mean I don't know that but his Wikipedia page mentions nothing about it. But I will say he does talk kind of funny, but that's neither here nor there.

"He low KD British."



I think what Katie meant is "low key British?" He looks British?

"Brett Eldridge looks like he used to be obese."



First, spell his name correctly, please. Second, does this look like a former obese person to you?????????????????

"Or like he had a face transplant."



Just??? What???? Are????? You?????? Even??????? Saying????????

"Anyone who mentions 'adventures' in their bio 10/10 has an STD."



Gentleman don't have STDs.

"Brett is more obsessed with himself than any of his fans."



I don't care.

"Don't get me started on his 'Christmas music.'"


A video posted by Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge) on

HIS XMAS ALBUM IS GREAT. U GONNA CALL THIS BAD?

I hate my friends.

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