Friday, June 30, 2017

Fool-Proof Gifts For The Man In Your Life

This is a contributed post.

Finding the perfect gift for the guy in your life is a great feeling, but also extremely hard to achieve. With men being the strange, enigmatic creatures they are, it’s always tough to separate the good ideas from the bad. Fortunately, there are a number of fool-proof gift ideas that you can always get for the man in your life, confident that it will put a smile on their face.
A New Watch
(Max Pixel)

Monday, June 19, 2017

I Bought Makeup From A Department Store, So Yeah, I'm Ready For The Draft

In 20 years, I'll look back on June 17 and remember it as the day I ventured into a department store cosmetics section and tried to successfully buy a makeup product.

And failed.

Here's the thing. I just wanted a face moisturizer.

That's all I wanted.

That's all I really needed to be happy in these uncertain times.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

That Time I Met David Cook. Yes, From American Idol

I don't even know.

Like, I just don't know.

I was at a soccer game and that for one, is like, why.

And then I was sitting inside because why would I actually sit outside in the Texas heat and watch a soccer game.

I was sitting there, eating a kid's size nacho plate and looking around when ALL OF A SUDDEN

David Cook walks by.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

I've Been Trying To Gain The Approval Of High Schoolers on Twitter And It's Not Working

I love Twitter. I love the community on Twitter. Anytime I hear someone talk about how awful social media is for teenagers, I understand, but like anything else, there are really, really great things on Twitter.

Twitter provides you with an online community that you might not get IRL or in high school. The people you go to high school with might not be obsessed with Taylor Swift, so you can go online and connect with likeminded people and that is really awesome.

I watch the interactions among high schoolers or among likeminded people every day and I love it. I am amazed by the community and the friendships that blossom online. I watch these people grow up, go off to college, and live their lives.


Wednesday, June 7, 2017

All I Want Is Clear, Even Skin Without Changing My Diet of Dr Pepper And Cookies

Why is that so much to ask. Why.

Let's take a trip down memory lane and think about ole PMS's skin.

I've never had good skin. I've had a pimple on my face since the day I came out of the womb.

Then one day I came home from high school (?), college (?), no idea, and Proactiv was on my bed. MY FATHER HAD BOUGHT ME PROACTIV.