Friday, September 22, 2017

Rolling Stone Really Jacked Up Its Taylor Swift List

oh how interesting and wrong, rob.

On Thursday, Rolling Stone magazine released a list of Taylor Swift's songs ranked in order from worst to bad and quickly I understood why Rolling Stone was up for sale.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT'S RENDITION OF SILENT NIGHT IS BETTER THAN BAD BLOOD? TAY'S RENDITION OF SILENT NIGHT MADE ME NOT BELIEVE IN THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS ANYMORE. jk but it's bad.

The list rocked my afternoon. As I read it, I live texted my thoughts and feelings to anyone I deemed interested.



he loves that song

he hates that song





I literally had to take a break from working because I got so worked up.

Honestly there are too many things wrong with the list, but the standout things are that it ranked the Zayn song way too low and BEGIN AGAIN WAY TOO HIGH.



DO I NEED TO GO INTO MY BEGIN AGAIN HATE AGAIN.

he said he never met one girl who had as many james taylor records as you. wut.

Rolling Stone's Top 10:
10. Our Song
9. Red
8. Clean
7. Holy Ground
6. Dear John
5. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
4. Blank Space
3. Long Live
2. New Romantics
1. All Too Well

Long Live is a fine song, but no. 3????? Holy Ground, also a fine song, but no. 7???? I actually love WANEGBT, so I'm glad to see it get some love. I think it's funny and fun and a good song.

I have enlisted the help of the four biggest Tay fans I know and asked each of them to give me their top 10 list.

Hannah Roden's Top 10:



Cayla Jordan's Top 10:



Emily Stines' Top 10:



IceDaddy's Top 10:


a little bit of a communication error


My Top 10:
10. Last Kiss
9. Dear John
8. Tim McGraw
7. Red
6. Sparks Fly
5. Mean
4. You Belong With Me
3. Wildest Dreams
2. Blank Space
1. All Too Well

That was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Comment your top 10 so I can tell you how wrong it is.

1 comment:

  1. They switch around day to day, depending on mood, but today:

    10. Long Live
    9. You Are In Love (once I can get over the fact that it's about LENA DUNHAM)
    8. Dear John
    7. New Romantics
    6. Tim McGraw
    5. Wildest Dreams
    4. Style
    3. Blank Space
    2. Last Kiss
    1. All Too Well

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