Tuesday, October 31, 2017

No Celebrity Feud Will Ever Top Kelly Ripa Vs. Clay Aiken, And I Fully Believe That

this moment haunts me.

Are you ever just driving down the highway when all of a sudden the memory of Kelly Ripa vs. Clay Aiken floods your mind and you can't stop thinking about it?

Because it happens to me easily once every two months.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

I Get All My Fashion Inspiration From Lori Loughlin's 18-Year-Old Daughter, Who Has A YouTube Channel

I get all my fashion inspiration from a 18-year-old YouTuber, who also happens to be Lori Loughlin's daughter.

And I am not kidding.

One time my friend told me I was dressed like a slutty high schooler. This is not a coincidence. That's because I get my fashion inspiration from a high schooler.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

I Want Candice Romo To Post More Instagram Pictures

WE DON'T DESERVE HER. pic via dallas cowboys on twitter.

I want Candice Romo to post more Instagram pictures. I know what you're thinking: Why? That is a good question and I'm here to answer it.

Candice Romo has a great face. She also has great style. She's also married to Tony Romo, but I don't care about that. She's also Chace Crawford's sister, which I care about a little.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

The Time I Called 911 Because I Thought My Roommate Had Been Kidnapped

Sunday, Oct. 8, 2017

This is my story. The story of a woman who thought her roommate was kidnapped.

It's Sunday evening and I'm sitting on my bed working. Or trying to work. My roommate just got home from a three-week Ireland vacation and after some catch-up time, I retreated back to my room.

Somewhere between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m., I hear her keys. This is a typical sound at this time because it's time to take her dog out to potty and do-do. I hear the keys or some kind of rummaging coming from the kitchen island and think nothing of it.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Fashion Advice For People Who Don't Know What They're Doing

This is a contributed post.

Don’t worry - you’re not alone. Most of us have gone through that phase of looking at our outfits in the mirror, feeling like burning the entire wardrobe to the ground, sitting on the front porch, and contemplating what we’re doing with our lives. Of course, you could always go for the less drastic measure of taking a deep breath, returning to your wardrobe, and asking yourself why you’re so uninspired by your outfit options.