Sunday, December 23, 2018

I Guess We All Have A Shot With Chris Pratt, Ok Then

courtesy just jared or tmz idk don't sue me

I have a v complicated relationship with Chris Pratt in that I have no relationship with him at all. Yet I have spent hours upon hours watching YouTube videos of him being interviewed to try and decide if I like him. Is he funny? Is he hot? Would I enjoy being around him?

Monday, November 5, 2018

The Blog About The Time I Met Taylor Alison Swift

4:47 p.m. My dad and I are popping breath mints because we are about to meet Taylor Alison Swift.

6:06 p.m. My dad and I are running through AT&T Stadium, weaving in and out of security and teenagers, trying to get to our spot on time.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

What My Beto Dreams Mean For The Election

Hello!!!! This is a political blog now!!! Can you believe it!!!!

I spend most of my time thinking about Beto O'Rourke. Isn't he tired? Isn't his wife tired? Also Isn't he tired?

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Cheap Gift Ideas That Don’t Suck

This is a contributed post.

Need to buy a gift for someone, but strapped for cash? You can do better than a cheap box of chocolate or a pair of socks. There are many ways to put meaning into a gift without spending a lot of money. Here are just a few ideas for buying gifts on the cheap.

Sunday, August 26, 2018

I Have Proof I'm A Fatass, Yay

8:11 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 26, 2018

I am eating puppy chow. My roommate is on the couch with me. Brad is in my kitchen making me waffles. I drop a puppy chow bite. My roommate won't let her dog eat it, so I must go throw it away.

Thursday, August 23, 2018


I don't know how I've been so blessed with knowing so much but I feel like God gave me this information and power so I could share with my sweet followers.

^im a fashion blogger now

I have a life hack that will make that life hacks Twitter account quiver.


Monday, August 20, 2018

PMS's Life Hack To Enjoying Life

Yes, I am aware I missed three whole days in 100 days of blogging. I went out of town this weekend and didn't bring a computer and didn't schedule ahead and honestly, didn't care. I am so sorry kind of.

But I have a life hack that will change your life.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Life Hack: Replace Sonic With A Cooking Boyfriend

i will never forgive sonic for getting rid of this.

This is a short break from Julianne Hough, but I will be back.

I am tired, though. I missed yesterday's blog and I have two hours to complete this one until the day is over. So I'm going to make it short. Even though all the blog posts are short. This one will be really short.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

What Is The Matter With Julianne Hough, Part II

I will never ever ever forget about this and you can't make me.

This is day 19 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 18 here.

Monday, August 13, 2018

What Is The Matter With Julianne Hough, Part I

never forget this workout video

This is only part one because this blog post has been coming together in my head for roughly six months. And I'm afraid there's not enough space on the Internet for me to jot down all my notes.

Friday, August 10, 2018

I Think Will Arnett Has Small Hands But I Still Love Him

It has come to my attention via the 176 YouTube videos I've watched of him that Will Arnett has small hands.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

I Laughed Way Too Hard At This

I absolutely lost it at 4:15. His reaction. His commentary. I laughed out loud.

Please watch.

This is day 15 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 14 here.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Why Do I Keep Watching The Gong Show?

There is this show on television (idk wut network dont come for me) that is called The Gong Show. Will Arnett produces it and the first episode was nothing short of brilliant.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Jenna Dewan's Uncle Is An Astronaut And So Is Mine

The other day I was scrolling through YouTube and I clicked on a video of Jenna Dewan getting read by a medium or a psychic or whatever they are called. And she shouted out, "My uncle is an astronaut" and I cannot tell you how many times I have said those exact words.

Saturday, August 4, 2018

All The Things Brad Taught Me About Chyna, The Wrestler

At some point Saturday Brad started talking about Chyna, the wrestler. And I was like oh, you mean Chyna Doll and he was like no, and I was like yes, and he was like no and then I googled it and it was the same person.

Friday, August 3, 2018

Nordstrom Anniversary Sale Haul

The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale is here!

Each year, Nordstrom offers new fall pieces for a discount. Bloggers, vloggers, Instagrammers, peasants, all shop the incredible sale.

I was one of them.

Without further ado, here is what I bought:

This is day 9 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 8 here.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Augusta Wants Me To Blog About Gossip Girl

Sorry, Augusta. I have never watched Gossip Girl.

This is day 8 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 7 here.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

I Woke Up Screaming

You know those dreams where you're being kidnapped and you're trying to scream but nothing is coming out?

Monday, July 30, 2018

I Am So Old

I am so old. When I wake up, it takes a few steps until my feet stop hurting. This could be a side effect of spin classes and I told my spin instructor and he told me to stretch, but I think it's because I'm old.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Dressing For Your Summer Body

This is a contributed post.

There are a great many articles that tell you how to dress for the seasons, but the one season that is often not covered (no pun intended) is the summer. It’s pretty much because there are less layers, less boots, less coats to wear, so there isn’t much to say on summer fashion besides: don’t overheat. Here’s the thing about dressing for your summer body: all you’re doing is dressing for your current comfort and shape to suit you, not to suit others. The thing to really think about, is how you can dress for feeling as comfortable and as cool as possible, without turning into an overheated and sweaty beast. Is it going to be easy? Not necessarily. Is it going to be possible? Absolutely.

So, what are the perfect summer clothing hacks to make sure that while the sun keeps on shining, you do, too?
Woman Wearing Blue and White Striped Dress With Brown Rattan Crossbody Bag Near Ocean

Isn't It Crazy That Zac Efron Never Did Any More Musicals?

Isn't it crazy that Zac Efron has never really dated anyone after Vanessa Hudgens?

Saturday, July 28, 2018

I Cannot Eat If Anything Mildly Disgusting Is On TV

Ever since moving out of my parents' house and becoming an adult, I eat in front of the TV. It's one of the many perks of being an adult. That and being able to buy Fruit Gushers and eat them for breakfast, which I also do.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

I'm Going To Blog For 100 Days Straight And I Already Hate Myself

This is a very stupid thing because it's going to be very hard and I don't like doing things that are hard, but I think it's important to challenge myself.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

I Regret To Inform You That White Rock Lake Healed Me

I'm not sure how I got there. But on July 2, 2018 I found myself near White Rock Lake with a man who identifies himself as a water shaman.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Texas Thighs Is My Only Friend

Meet Texas Thighs.

She is a mother, an Instagram model, and my friend. I am sure she is plenty of other things, like a sister and maybe an aunt and probably a daughter, but she is mainly my friend. My only friend.

Sunday, June 3, 2018

The Definitive Ranking of The Basic White Boys of SNL

line up boys pms is ranking u

There are three white boys on SNL right now and if you close one eye, they are all exactly the same and can be changed out for one another at any given time and u nor lorne will notice. Those men are Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, and Alex Moffat.

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Things I Have Learned From Dating A Comedian

follow me lol

And by things I've learned, I mean things he's ruined for me, wow this is fun, less go.

SNL is ruined
Brad and I can agree on approximately three television shows to watch — Shark Tank, Parks and Rec, and SNL. When we watch SNL together, he tells me things like:

  • "The fact they have Alec Baldwin doing their Donald Trump impressions means they don't have faith in their own cast."
  • "These skits where it's celebrity impression after celebrity impression are lazy because they don't take a lot of writing."
  • "SNL cannot end a skit to save their lives."

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Everything I Don't Know About The Royal Family

Hello, if someone could give me a brief history on The Royal Family, that would be great. thxsomuch.

I don't know how I missed the day in elementary school when everyone became obsessed with Princess Diana, but I did and here we are. It's 2018 and Prince Harry married a black, divorced American and I know nothing.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

A Review of the 44 Chris Pratt YouTube Videos I've Watched The Last Week

It's not that I'm proud, but I'm also certainly not ashamed.

All I know is one day I woke up and couldn't stop thinking about Chris Pratt. Where did he come from? Was he really homeless at one point? How long were him and Anna married? Did he cheat on Anna? Is he a Christian? Who is he going to date next? Is he really that hot? I wonder if Passengers is good?

2014 was simple

And then I proceeded to watch 44 YouTube videos of Chris Pratt being interviewed, Jennifer Lawrence being interviewed about him, Anna Farris being interviewed about him, and one video where both Chris Pratt and Will Arnett are being interviewed.

Here they all are, ignore the Miranda Sings one, thanks. (I still have many questions about Chris Pratt, but that's a separate post.)

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Your Official Guide to the Battle of the Chris Ps

There are certain questions that divide the nation. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? Britney or Christina? Ham or turkey? Dogs or cats? Beach or mountains? Chris P or Chris P?

I'm referring to Chris Pratt versus Chris Pine.

Now, Chris Pine is my one true love, the man who has captured my heart and made me a Star Trek fan, but Chris Pratt has also stolen my heart and made me believe in dinosaurs.

They are both beautiful in their own ways, but there can only be one winner. I'm here to crown him.

Just PMSing's Official Math of the Chris Ps

Monday, May 7, 2018

5 Reasons Why Baking is SO GOOD

This is a contributed post.

Photo Credit

Anyone who bakes on a regular basis will tell you that it is an immensely satisfying experience - and there are many more pleasures that just enjoying the cake at the end! If you have never really understood what all the fuss is about or you needed a little push to take up the hobby yourself, we are going to give you just a few reasons why you should in this blog post. So, get those ingredients ready, turn on the oven, and let’s get started.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Urban Outfitters or Goodwill?

I've been meaning to get into thrifting. You see, my favorite 14-year-old Mormon YouTuber thrifts all the time and she's the coolest person I don't know. She's the reason why I bought white Birkenstocks (I bought the knockoff Madden Girl ones ok). 

Thrifting used to gross me out but since the 14-year-old Mormon YouTuber once said in a video, "Just think of your thrifted clothes as having a story before you," (or something like that, i'm a journalist but i don't feel like getting the direct quote), I look at thrifting completely differently.

And now I'm a thrifter.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Italian Frittata and Garlicky Red Potatoes

This is a contributed post.

If you’re looking for a simple dinner option that you can prepare with minimal effort, but which is packed with goodness, you simply cannot beat eggs. A single egg contains just 77 calories and approximately 6 grams of protein. They are also a rich source of B vitamins, iron and no less than nine essential amino acids, so we should all be eating more of them. To help you with that, I’ve put together a fantastic Italian Frittata recipe, with a side of garlicky red potatoes, so that you can turn the humble egg into a fantastic meal. Although this recipe uses pie dough, you can easily emit it for a slightly healthier dish if you’re watching your weight - frittatas are pretty flexible.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Tristian Thompson: May Kris Jenner have mercy on your soul


Okay let me say I am so so so sick of talking about/ hearing about Khloé and Tristian. <Insert all your True jokes here> I am physically and mentally exhausted from it. Okay, let’s begin.

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian is the ultimate boyfriend girl. She will marry you after 3 weeks. She will change her name. She will move to Ohio. She will sit courtside at 3,400 basketball games. She will come to your deathbed after a cocaine binge and make legal decisions. SHE. WILL. BE. THERE.

i.e. Khloé told People: "I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option."


Let’s all get on the same page and begin at the end. The end of Khloé Kardashian-Odom.

have never seen this photo and my god i love it

Improve Your Relationship With Food in 6 Simple Steps

This is a contributed post.
Do you know you have an unhealthy relationship with food, and that you need to do something about it, but you’re not sure what? Fear not, this post is designed to help you. Now, don’t get us wrong; if you have a serious problem with food, like a serious eating disorder, then you should go to a medical professional. However, if you simply struggle to find balance when it comes to food and find yourself obsessing about it a lot of the time, then something has to be done.

Have a look at the 6 simple steps below to figure out how you can improve your relationship with food:

Get Out Of Any Unhealthy Cycles
First of all, you need to identify your unhealthy cycles so you can get out of them. For example, do you notice your scale weight fluctuating, and then use that as excuse to eat lots of junk food? Do you have a stressful day at work and use that as an excuse to make yourself feel better with food, and feel unable to put the biscuit tin down?


Wednesday, March 28, 2018

A Revolutionary Blog Post: I Am A White Woman Who Goes To SoulCycle

i stole this from mine and augusta's satire fashion blog IG

Hello, everyone.

I have something to announce.

I've been working out.

And by working out, I mean I have gone to SoulCycle a total of five times so I am technically an expert on all things stationary bikes, white women on stationary bikes, and gay men yelling at white women on stationary bikes.

Here are my thoughts:

Friday, March 16, 2018

My Thought Process As I Discover Who Andy Kaufman Is

Watching Man On The Moon

Ok, Jim Carrey creeps me out.

No, like, Jim Carrey I think scares me.

I'm going to tell Brad that.

I know literally nothing about Andy Kaufman, I should read his Wikipedia page real quick.