Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Texas Thighs Is My Only Friend

Meet Texas Thighs.

She is a mother, an Instagram model, and my friend. I am sure she is plenty of other things, like a sister and maybe an aunt and probably a daughter, but she is mainly my friend. My only friend.

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Investing In Fashion

This is a contributed post.

There is no denying that buying clothes and keeping up to date with all the latest fashions can be a highly expensive hobby. After all, just look at the shoes for sale on gucci.com. You might think that if you want to invest in a pair of big-name designers such as Gucci, then you might have to remortgage your home so you can afford them! Thankfully, though, that isn't always the case. It’s possible to invest in good quality fashion pieces no matter your budget. Here are a few great tips to get you started.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

An Easy Guide To Honing Your Personal Style

This is a contributed post.
If you want to get your style on point, then there’s one thing you need to do: stop copying your Instagram style crushes and hone your own personal style instead. Honing your personal style is one of the best things you’ll ever do. The sooner you begin to do it, the sooner you’ll stop wasting money on clothes you don’t even really like, even clothes that you’ll only wear once. You’ll start buying clothes that you love, that you actually want to wear and keep.

Let’s get started - here’s your easy guide to honing your personal style!

Create A Pinterest Board Or Mood Board
Start by creating a Pinterest board or mood board that incorporates all of your favorite styles so you can see any patterns cropping up and the edit your wardrobe accordingly. Is something coming up that you don’t wear? You’ll learn a lot about your style and the different styles you might like to try out when you do this.

Remember, that you might like a style on somebody else and then not feel the same way about it on yourself, and that’s fine. The key is to experiment and see which styles and looks help you to feel your best!

Friday, June 8, 2018

Food Of The Future: What Will We Be Eating In Ten Years?

This is a contributed post.

It’s always useful to look towards future trends and possibilities on the market. It’s not enough to know where society is going to be today, you need to consider where things will be ten years from now. This is certainly true when considering your diet and what you and your family will be consuming in the future. The world changes every day and the food that we eat now may not be what we consume ten years from today. Indeed, it is possible that our diets and what we buy from the superstores will look very different. So, what are the trends and future products that we can expect to consume?

Well, first let’s look at how you should consider changing your lifestyle when it comes to the products that you consume.

Growing Your Own

Sunday, June 3, 2018

The Definitive Ranking of The Basic White Boys of SNL

line up boys pms is ranking u

There are three white boys on SNL right now and if you close one eye, they are all exactly the same and can be changed out for one another at any given time and u nor lorne will notice. Those men are Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, and Alex Moffat.

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Things I Have Learned From Dating A Comedian

follow me lol

And by things I've learned, I mean things he's ruined for me, wow this is fun, less go.

SNL is ruined
Brad and I can agree on approximately three television shows to watch — Shark Tank, Parks and Rec, and SNL. When we watch SNL together, he tells me things like:

  • "The fact they have Alec Baldwin doing their Donald Trump impressions means they don't have faith in their own cast."
  • "These skits where it's celebrity impression after celebrity impression are lazy because they don't take a lot of writing."
  • "SNL cannot end a skit to save their lives."

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Everything I Don't Know About The Royal Family

Hello, if someone could give me a brief history on The Royal Family, that would be great. thxsomuch.

I don't know how I missed the day in elementary school when everyone became obsessed with Princess Diana, but I did and here we are. It's 2018 and Prince Harry married a black, divorced American and I know nothing.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Modern Approaches To Traditional Fashion

This is a contributed post.

Trying to keep up with fashion can be a challenging endeavor. To start, you are going to need to keep working on this area, as this field is always on the move, and will change very quickly when given the chance. From here, you will have to do loads of learning, figuring out what makes the world tick. Most importantly, though, most people will want to add their own spin to their styles. To help you out with this, this post will be adding a modern twist to some traditional options.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

A Review of the 44 Chris Pratt YouTube Videos I've Watched The Last Week

It's not that I'm proud, but I'm also certainly not ashamed.

All I know is one day I woke up and couldn't stop thinking about Chris Pratt. Where did he come from? Was he really homeless at one point? How long were him and Anna married? Did he cheat on Anna? Is he a Christian? Who is he going to date next? Is he really that hot? I wonder if Passengers is good?

2014 was simple

And then I proceeded to watch 44 YouTube videos of Chris Pratt being interviewed, Jennifer Lawrence being interviewed about him, Anna Farris being interviewed about him, and one video where both Chris Pratt and Will Arnett are being interviewed.

Here they all are, ignore the Miranda Sings one, thanks. (I still have many questions about Chris Pratt, but that's a separate post.)

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Your Official Guide to the Battle of the Chris Ps

There are certain questions that divide the nation. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? Britney or Christina? Ham or turkey? Dogs or cats? Beach or mountains? Chris P or Chris P?

I'm referring to Chris Pratt versus Chris Pine.

Now, Chris Pine is my one true love, the man who has captured my heart and made me a Star Trek fan, but Chris Pratt has also stolen my heart and made me believe in dinosaurs.

They are both beautiful in their own ways, but there can only be one winner. I'm here to crown him.

Just PMSing's Official Math of the Chris Ps

Monday, May 7, 2018

5 Reasons Why Baking is SO GOOD

This is a contributed post.

Photo Credit

Anyone who bakes on a regular basis will tell you that it is an immensely satisfying experience - and there are many more pleasures that just enjoying the cake at the end! If you have never really understood what all the fuss is about or you needed a little push to take up the hobby yourself, we are going to give you just a few reasons why you should in this blog post. So, get those ingredients ready, turn on the oven, and let’s get started.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Urban Outfitters or Goodwill?

I've been meaning to get into thrifting. You see, my favorite 14-year-old Mormon YouTuber thrifts all the time and she's the coolest person I don't know. She's the reason why I bought white Birkenstocks (I bought the knockoff Madden Girl ones ok). 

Thrifting used to gross me out but since the 14-year-old Mormon YouTuber once said in a video, "Just think of your thrifted clothes as having a story before you," (or something like that, i'm a journalist but i don't feel like getting the direct quote), I look at thrifting completely differently.

And now I'm a thrifter.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Italian Frittata and Garlicky Red Potatoes

This is a contributed post.

If you’re looking for a simple dinner option that you can prepare with minimal effort, but which is packed with goodness, you simply cannot beat eggs. A single egg contains just 77 calories and approximately 6 grams of protein. They are also a rich source of B vitamins, iron and no less than nine essential amino acids, so we should all be eating more of them. To help you with that, I’ve put together a fantastic Italian Frittata recipe, with a side of garlicky red potatoes, so that you can turn the humble egg into a fantastic meal. Although this recipe uses pie dough, you can easily emit it for a slightly healthier dish if you’re watching your weight - frittatas are pretty flexible.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Tristian Thompson: May Kris Jenner have mercy on your soul


Okay let me say I am so so so sick of talking about/ hearing about Khloé and Tristian. <Insert all your True jokes here> I am physically and mentally exhausted from it. Okay, let’s begin.

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian is the ultimate boyfriend girl. She will marry you after 3 weeks. She will change her name. She will move to Ohio. She will sit courtside at 3,400 basketball games. She will come to your deathbed after a cocaine binge and make legal decisions. SHE. WILL. BE. THERE.

i.e. Khloé told People: "I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option."


Let’s all get on the same page and begin at the end. The end of Khloé Kardashian-Odom.

have never seen this photo and my god i love it

Improve Your Relationship With Food in 6 Simple Steps

This is a contributed post.
Do you know you have an unhealthy relationship with food, and that you need to do something about it, but you’re not sure what? Fear not, this post is designed to help you. Now, don’t get us wrong; if you have a serious problem with food, like a serious eating disorder, then you should go to a medical professional. However, if you simply struggle to find balance when it comes to food and find yourself obsessing about it a lot of the time, then something has to be done.

Have a look at the 6 simple steps below to figure out how you can improve your relationship with food:

Get Out Of Any Unhealthy Cycles
First of all, you need to identify your unhealthy cycles so you can get out of them. For example, do you notice your scale weight fluctuating, and then use that as excuse to eat lots of junk food? Do you have a stressful day at work and use that as an excuse to make yourself feel better with food, and feel unable to put the biscuit tin down?


Wednesday, March 28, 2018

A Revolutionary Blog Post: I Am A White Woman Who Goes To SoulCycle

i stole this from mine and augusta's satire fashion blog IG

Hello, everyone.

I have something to announce.

I've been working out.

And by working out, I mean I have gone to SoulCycle a total of five times so I am technically an expert on all things stationary bikes, white women on stationary bikes, and gay men yelling at white women on stationary bikes.

Here are my thoughts:

Friday, March 16, 2018

My Thought Process As I Discover Who Andy Kaufman Is

Watching Man On The Moon

Ok, Jim Carrey creeps me out.

No, like, Jim Carrey I think scares me.

I'm going to tell Brad that.

I know literally nothing about Andy Kaufman, I should read his Wikipedia page real quick.

Monday, January 29, 2018

You Have To Do These 8 Things If You Wanna Be Rich

This is a contributed post.

So, you want to be rich. Join the club, right? Everybody wants to be rich. Everybody wants what they haven't got. Being rich is not the key to eternal happiness - let’s just put that out there right now. However, it can certainly help you to enjoy a more free lifestyle and do the things you’ve always wanted to do. If you truly want to be rich, here’s what you have to do. The 8 things that follow are imperative for wealth!

1. Develop A Better Relationship With Money

First of all, you need to work on developing a better relationship with money. After all, it’s your relationship with money that can either draw it to you or send it away. It may seem silly, but the richest people out there tend to have a great relationship with money. You can’t resent it, think it’s the root of all evil, or resent paying your bills. Appreciate that you have money to afford bills at all. The better your view on the subject, the more opportunities should arise for you to acquire more money.


Thursday, January 18, 2018

All The Questions My Boyfriend Asked While Watching 30 Minutes of The Parent Trap

What kind of f**ked up parents would do this (not tell their daughter that she had a twin)?

I mean, seriously, why?

Does she (Chessie) know the other twin exists?

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

How To Be Healthy With Minimal Effort

This is a contributed post.


We all feel the pressure to lead healthier lives. Each day there is a new magazine headline detailing a miracle weight loss plan, or a critique of a celeb gaining a few pounds. We see photoshopped models left, right and centre and are told that this is the way we are supposed to look. Which is not true in the slightest. You should look however you want, be whoever you want to be, and not have to answer to the critical eye of the media. However, you shouldn’t put yourself at risk either. Being healthy doesn’t mean intense workouts, flat stomachs and eating kale smoothies for breakfast. It’s about giving your body the nutrients it needs and treating your body with care. But it is so much easier to choose the unhealthy options. So, how do you be healthy, when the unhealthy route is so much tastier?

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

The Bachelor Episode 2: But Wait, There's More

Cheers to falling in love!!!

This is not something I just randomly decided to type because The Bachelor features love and drinking. This is something the women actually cheers-ed to. By the pool. In their cutoffs.

All the women are screaming and are so excited about the possibility of a date with our Racecar Indy 500 Dangerous Sport Man Arie. But only one woman can be his so let's start.

A date card arrives and it's Becca K., the publicist from Minnesota, who gets the lucky date. I forget what the card says, but in 5 seconds, Arie has arrived at the mansion on his motorcycle ready to pick Becca and her Demi Lovato-insipired cross tattoo up.

Monday, January 8, 2018

A Letter From Josh Duggar Inviting His Fellow Sexual Predators To A Barbecue

I submitted this to McSweeneys and they did not want it and that is shocking because it is v v good.

Hey there,

I would like to formally invite you to a barbecue at noon Saturday in my Arkansas backyard.

If you don’t know who I am, let me fix that. I am Josh Duggar, oldest of the Duggar clan. You might remember me as the guy from Arkansas who felt up his sisters, but if that doesn’t narrow it down, a tabloid also found out I was on Ashley Madison looking to cheat on my sweet wife, Anna, who I sometimes accidentally call Mom.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

The Bachelor Season Premiere: Excitement Makes Arie Excited


Our beloved Arie is finally The Bachelor. It's finally his time, not Peter's, so let's start.

We meet Arie and get the update on what he's been up to since Emily Maynard broke his heart FIVE YEARS AGO. He says he's been plowing every woman in eyesight he's been racing and even took up real estate as a second career.