Wednesday, March 28, 2018

A Revolutionary Blog Post: I Am A White Woman Who Goes To SoulCycle

i stole this from mine and augusta's satire fashion blog IG

Hello, everyone.

I have something to announce.

I've been working out.

And by working out, I mean I have gone to SoulCycle a total of five times so I am technically an expert on all things stationary bikes, white women on stationary bikes, and gay men yelling at white women on stationary bikes.

Here are my thoughts:

Friday, March 16, 2018

My Thought Process As I Discover Who Andy Kaufman Is

Watching Man On The Moon

Ok, Jim Carrey creeps me out.

No, like, Jim Carrey I think scares me.

I'm going to tell Brad that.

I know literally nothing about Andy Kaufman, I should read his Wikipedia page real quick.