Monday, June 11, 2018

I Need To Talk About My Ears


This is my journey. This is my story.


If Kendall Jenner wears it, I will pin it. If you search my Pinterest, it is just Kendall Jenner pins. When I discovered Kendall Jenner had two holes in her ears and in the second hole she wore a safety pin earring, I immediately planned my quest to copy. I traveled to multiply Macys, angry tweeted, and then DMed Becky with the Good Hair until I had a pair of safety pin earrings in my possession.



Let's explore my timeline of my quest to put safety pin earrings in my second hole.

Feb. 8, 2018
I get a promotion at work.

Feb. 17, 2018
I got my second hole in my ears pierced to celebrate said promotion. My nice man who put the needle in my ears said I had to wait six to eight weeks before taking them out. He put tiny chic silver hoops in the holes and my sister gave me Kendra Scott grey druzy earrings and $80 later, I was one step closer to looking like Kendall Jenner.

Feb. 19, 2018
I was playing with my earrings when I tried to unlatch them for funsies. I realized they could not come undone. My roommate reminded me they used a wrench to latch the earring together. :)

Feb. 20, 2018 – June 3, 2018
Within a matter of days, I became too lazy to put earrings in my first hole.

"I see you're just wearing your second hole earring. Is that the style now?" – my mother

"It is now." – me

May 1, 2018
After about six weeks, I decide I should go to the tattoo parlor in Deep Ellum and ask them to take out these earrings.

May 1, 2018 – June 2, 2018
*doesn't go to Deep Ellum*

June 3, 2018
I was at Ruins in Deep Ellum to see a concert and I spotted the guy who manages (?), owns (?), runs (?) Taboo Tattoo Parlor in Deep Ellum. I wait until the pregnant lady next to him moves and I swoop him to ask him about my ears. He tells me I need some kind of wrench to get them out and says my dad will have the right kind of wrench and honestly, I blacked out and don't remember anything after the word "wrench."

June 11, 2018
I'm writing this blog with two silver hoops still in my ears. :) This is part of my body now.

Does anyone own a wrench and want to do some surgery to my ears?

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