Sunday, June 3, 2018

The Definitive Ranking of The Basic White Boys of SNL

line up boys pms is ranking u

There are three white boys on SNL right now and if you close one eye, they are all exactly the same and can be changed out for one another at any given time and u nor lorne will notice. Those men are Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, and Alex Moffat.

Why isn't Colin Jost on the list?

Because Colin Jost isn't just another white boy. You know Colin Jost's name. You know Colin Jost's face. You know Colin Jost's girlfriend. You know Colin Jost.

(This also goes for Pete Davidson.)

Do you know Alex Moffat? If Alex Moffat came up to you and sat on your face, would you say, oh Alex Moffat from SNL is sitting on my face? No, you would say, some strange white man is sitting on my face.

Do you know Mikey Day? If Mikey Day came up to you and sat on your face, would you say, oh Mikey Day from SNL is sitting on my face? No, you would say, some strange white man is sitting on my face.

Do you know Beck Bennett? If Beck Bennett came up to you and sat on your face, would you say, oh Beck Bennett from SNL is sitting on my face? No, you would say, some strange white man is sitting on my face.

But this is justpmsing.com and we must pit men against one another. That's why I have ranked the three white boys of SNL. This is the only ranking that matters and many other publications will write think pieces disputing this, but this is truth and fact. Stay woke.

DRUM ROLL PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Alex Moffat
2. Mikey Day
3. Beck Bennett

Alex Moffat is number one bc when he plays Eric Trump, I die. Mikey Day is number two bc he reminds me of the baseball player Michael Young and his face is lil and cute and I like him. Beck Bennett is number three bc three comes after two.

and if u disagree with me, we r not friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kyle mooney doesn't count at all bc lol who cares

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