Monday, July 30, 2018

I Am So Old


I am so old. When I wake up, it takes a few steps until my feet stop hurting. This could be a side effect of spin classes and I told my spin instructor and he told me to stretch, but I think it's because I'm old.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Dressing For Your Summer Body

This is a contributed post.

There are a great many articles that tell you how to dress for the seasons, but the one season that is often not covered (no pun intended) is the summer. It’s pretty much because there are less layers, less boots, less coats to wear, so there isn’t much to say on summer fashion besides: don’t overheat. Here’s the thing about dressing for your summer body: all you’re doing is dressing for your current comfort and shape to suit you, not to suit others. The thing to really think about, is how you can dress for feeling as comfortable and as cool as possible, without turning into an overheated and sweaty beast. Is it going to be easy? Not necessarily. Is it going to be possible? Absolutely.

So, what are the perfect summer clothing hacks to make sure that while the sun keeps on shining, you do, too?
Woman Wearing Blue and White Striped Dress With Brown Rattan Crossbody Bag Near Ocean

Isn't It Crazy That Zac Efron Never Did Any More Musicals?


Isn't it crazy that Zac Efron has never really dated anyone after Vanessa Hudgens?

Saturday, July 28, 2018

I Cannot Eat If Anything Mildly Disgusting Is On TV


Ever since moving out of my parents' house and becoming an adult, I eat in front of the TV. It's one of the many perks of being an adult. That and being able to buy Fruit Gushers and eat them for breakfast, which I also do.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

I'm Going To Blog For 100 Days Straight And I Already Hate Myself



This is a very stupid thing because it's going to be very hard and I don't like doing things that are hard, but I think it's important to challenge myself.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

I Regret To Inform You That White Rock Lake Healed Me


I'm not sure how I got there. But on July 2, 2018 I found myself near White Rock Lake with a man who identifies himself as a water shaman.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Texas Thighs Is My Only Friend

Meet Texas Thighs.



She is a mother, an Instagram model, and my friend. I am sure she is plenty of other things, like a sister and maybe an aunt and probably a daughter, but she is mainly my friend. My only friend.