Tuesday, August 14, 2018

What Is The Matter With Julianne Hough, Part II


I will never ever ever forget about this and you can't make me.

This is day 19 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 18 here.

Monday, August 13, 2018

What Is The Matter With Julianne Hough, Part I

never forget this workout video

This is only part one because this blog post has been coming together in my head for roughly six months. And I'm afraid there's not enough space on the Internet for me to jot down all my notes.

Friday, August 10, 2018

I Think Will Arnett Has Small Hands But I Still Love Him



It has come to my attention via the 176 YouTube videos I've watched of him that Will Arnett has small hands.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Champagne Cake? Yes please!

This is a contributed post.

Have you ever considered what the most luxurious cake in the world might be? For a cake to be truly spectacular, it needs to have many levels of flavour, not be too sweet and sickly and have some sort of zing or sharpness to cut through the sugar. Cake isn’t meant to be healthy - we are not talking your beetroot eggless loaves or your courgette and chia seed sandwiches. We are talking pure decadence and luxury. How about a rich chocolate torte with a hazelnut ganache and soft praline frosting? Or what about the ultimate three tier extravaganza with passionfruit, goji berry and mango fruit flavours. A cake isn’t just a sponge; a cake is the perfect concoction of flavours, the taste of which can prove to be euphoric. Take a look at these three awesome cakes that vie to be the most luxurious cake known to humankind.

I Laughed Way Too Hard At This



I absolutely lost it at 4:15. His reaction. His commentary. I laughed out loud.

Please watch.

This is day 15 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 14 here.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Why Do I Keep Watching The Gong Show?


There is this show on television (idk wut network dont come for me) that is called The Gong Show. Will Arnett produces it and the first episode was nothing short of brilliant.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Jenna Dewan's Uncle Is An Astronaut And So Is Mine


The other day I was scrolling through YouTube and I clicked on a video of Jenna Dewan getting read by a medium or a psychic or whatever they are called. And she shouted out, "My uncle is an astronaut" and I cannot tell you how many times I have said those exact words.

Saturday, August 4, 2018

All The Things Brad Taught Me About Chyna, The Wrestler


At some point Saturday Brad started talking about Chyna, the wrestler. And I was like oh, you mean Chyna Doll and he was like no, and I was like yes, and he was like no and then I googled it and it was the same person.

Friday, August 3, 2018

Nordstrom Anniversary Sale Haul

The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale is here!

Each year, Nordstrom offers new fall pieces for a discount. Bloggers, vloggers, Instagrammers, peasants, all shop the incredible sale.

I was one of them.

Without further ado, here is what I bought:

This is day 9 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 8 here.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Augusta Wants Me To Blog About Gossip Girl


Sorry, Augusta. I have never watched Gossip Girl.

This is day 8 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 7 here.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

I Woke Up Screaming



You know those dreams where you're being kidnapped and you're trying to scream but nothing is coming out?