Thursday, August 23, 2018

I HAVE TRULY FIGURED OUT LIFE'S BIGGEST HACK


I don't know how I've been so blessed with knowing so much but I feel like God gave me this information and power so I could share with my sweet followers.

^im a fashion blogger now

I have a life hack that will make that life hacks Twitter account quiver.

HOW TO SAVE MILLIONS IN ONLINE SHOPPING EXPENSES~~~

This is what you do. You shop online. You add to bag. You go to checkout.

Don't like what you see? Chat a customer service rep or call a customer service number. Yes. Call. Pick up that phone. Talk to someone. Let me tell you why.

A few months ago I was shopping for cycling shoes for cycling class. I kept comparing prices and Dick's Sporting Goods had them on sale for 20 percent off. I kept looking at them and didn't buy them in time for the sale. When I went to eventually buy them, the sale was done. So my cheapass chatted a customer service rep and asked if I could have the discount. AND THEY SAID YES.

Still don't believe me? LET ME KEEP GOING.

My boyfriend wanted this button-up pearl-snap denim shirt for his birthday. We found it at Dillards and it was a Levi's shirt and it was v nice and good looking. Dillards was selling it for $50. I said, Oh I can find it for cheaper.

So my cheapass went to macys.com and there it was on sale for I believe $36. Then when I went to check out, the shipping brought the price up to nearly $50, THE SAME PRICE AS DILLARDS.

I called Macy's customer service line and said, "Can I please have free shipping or else I'm going to buy this shirt from Dillards" and the woman gave me a code over the phone and I got free shipping. NOT ONLY FREE SHIPPING BUT EXPEDITED FREE SHIPPING.

STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME??????

I saw Taylor Swift wearing a green Free People dress and I was like hmmm I have to have it and then I was like hmmm should I and I was like hmmm no dress can make me look like Tay. But then I went to buy it and at check out, the dress became way more expensive because of the shipping and the tax. So my cheapass calls Free People's customer service line and says, "Hi, I'm looking to buy a dress. Is there a promo code I can have or free shipping?" and then the nice lady named Kay gives me a code for free shipping.

I HAVE FIGURED OUT LIFE'S GREATEST HACK. THANK YOU ALL.

This is day 22 of 100 days of blogging. Read day 21 (which was like four days ago) here.

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