Saturday, April 27, 2019

Everything I Now Know About The Avengers


THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS SPOILERS, SO STOP READING THIS IF YOU CARE. DON'T COME FOR ME.

Brad and I went to see Avengers: Endgame on Friday. I did this because a) I was bored b) I was trying to be a good girlfriend c) I thought it would be nice to do this for him, considering he let me listen to Taylor Swift's "ME!" on repeat the night before.

I have never seen any Marvel movie ever. I don't think. One time Brad enticed me to watch the one with Chris Pratt with the promise that he takes his shirt off and I watched until he took his shirt off and then I went to bed, so like I don't remember much except a talking raccoon.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

My Relationship With Colton Underwood


Here's a fun thing to know about me: I didn't watch one single episode of The Bachelor this season. I ... just ... couldn't.

I just like could not be convinced that Colton was interested in women and I just couldn't go an entire season hearing about his virginity and I also didn't watch Becca's season, so like I didn't know Colton and all I knew about him was actually I knew a lot of things.