Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Taylor Swift's Lover Is Good!!!!

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WHO WANTS TO READ ALL MY THOUGHTS ON LOVER, THE SEVENTH STUDIO ALBUM FROM TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT?????????

here we go.

I Forgot That You Existed
This song is fine. I read Taylor said it's supposed to pick up where Reputation left off and just finish the haters storyline. I've also read fans thinking that this song is about Calvin Harris, which I really don't understand because there are roughly 37 people this song could be about: Calvin Harris, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Karlie Kloss, Scooter Braun, Scott Borchetta, the critic from "Mean," the guy named Sam from the first album who cheated on her, Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, literally so many people.

Cruel Summer
I like this song. St. Vincent wrote this song with her. St. Vincent is from Dallas. I'm from Dallas. I wrote this song.

I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR

Lover
Lover is truly such a good song, it's alarming. It's like classic Taylor but also new Taylor and also Taylor's first real love song. I know. Reread that sentence. It's true, though. Can you think of another love song from Taylor that didn't have conflict in it or wasn't about Romeo and Juliet? Exactly.

The Man
This song. Wow. Just this song. The Leo line. Bitches and models. I'd be a bitch, not a baller. I mean, I just - WOW!!!!! This is the song I keep coming back to. I hope this is a single and there's a music video with Taylor on a boat with a bunch of underage dudes surrounding her. And then she goes to the club and throws up money and scouts for more underage boys to take back to her place. I hope Leo hears it and reevaluates his gross life. I hope Taylor takes down the patriarchy. Just girly things!!!

The Archer
This song is good but it's old and I don't have time to get into it.

I Think He Knows
OK, this song is sexy!!! And I like it!!! "It's like I'm 17 / No one understands." I'm really glad this lyric exists because she is right. I do not understand! I do not understand how Joe Alwyn was the muse for an entire album!!!! I mean, Taylor has dated Harry Styles, and Joe Alwyn is the guy we're writing home about!!!! I don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm happy for her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
OK, this song I do not understand. On one hand, it's very Gen Z, Riverdale theme song. On the other hand, I've read it's supposed to be a political metaphor, which is nice, but I don't understand the symbolism, but I'm happy for her.

"They whisper in the hallway, she's a bad, bad girl." -what I imagine Gen Z will put as their IG captions this year.

Paper Rings
Is Taylor Swift married? No, I really need you to ask yourself that. Because I have and I'm not sure. Anyway, in this song she sings she would marry the guy with paper rings, which is nice for a millionaire to say.

I'M WITH YOU EVEN IF IT MAKES ME BLUE. I like that line.

Cornelia Street
Wow, I once read that Taylor lived in a home on Cornelia Street and the owner of the home rented it to her and he didn't even know who she was, oh that's right, I wrote it.

I like this song. Do you think this song could have gone on Reputation? Maybe. I like this song because it's so true. Do you ever think about all the good memories you have with someone and then if it ever ends, you could never visit a city again, eat at a restaurant, go bowling, sleep, breathe, work again. Falling in love is fun!!!!!!!!

Death By A Thousand Cuts
I like this song and I think it's good and I sing along to it, but I'm not like putting its lyrics on my tombstone, ya know?????

London Boy
I SMILE THE ENTIRE TIME THIS SONG IS ON. WOW. I WISH I LOVED A LONDON BOY. WOW. I WANNA GO TO THE PUB WITH YOUR FRIEND FROM UNI. I'M ALSO A TENNESSEE STELLA MCCARTNEY, WHATEVER THAT MEANS!!!

Soon You'll Get Better
This song is very sad. I would recommend only listening to it once because if Andrea Swift dies, I die.

False God
The only song on the entire album I skip, I just cannot with the sax at the very beginning and I say sax loosely because I'm not Mozart, I don't know instruments. Whatever that sound is in the beginning warms me, nope, nope, not today.

You Need To Calm Down
Sometimes when songs are released as singles before the album comes out, it can become bothersome and you start to hate it, which I think could have happened to this song, but really this song is very good and fun and something you know damn well you will shout at the concert and in the car and in your bathroom and every morning your boss tells you to do something.

Afterglow
I'm going to be honest. I have not sat with this song like I have with others. But I really want to know what Joe did for her to blow up like this. I think this is Taylor's second apology song ever? And much better than Back To December, don't @ me.

TELL ME THAT YOU'RE STILL MINE
TELL ME THAT WE'LL BE JUST FINE
EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY MIND

TELL ME THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT
TELL ME THAT I'M ALL YOU WANT
EVEN WHEN I BREAK YOUR HEART

WOW. Relatable.

ME!
Brendon Urie is hot.

It's Nice To Have A Friend
This is my favorite song on the album??????????????????????? It sounds creepy to me, but it's actually a very sweet song and is Taylor Swift married???????? I really need to know??????????????

Church bells rings / Carry me home / Rice on the ground /  Looks like snow

She's married?????????????????????????????????????????????

Daylight
I do not know why, but this song makes me sad, especially when she starts talking at the end about wanting to be remembered for the things she loves, not hates, and it's like wow. The tone and melody (?????) sounds sad to me?????????? I'm sad?

I ONCE BELIEVED LOVE WOULD BE BURNING RED BUT IT'S GOLDEN

Wow, what a great callback to her Red album, wow, amazing, f**k Jake Gyllenhaal.

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