Thursday, February 6, 2020

My Friends Want Me To Blog The TL;DR of Jessica Simpson's Book

I am doing this for my four friends and maybe the other three people who are mildly interested in Jessica Simpson's life but not enough to spend $14 on her book.

I feel you, but I do not understand because I've been waiting for this book my entire life.

I love Jessica Simpson. She's on my list of fantasy dinner party guests. My top five celebrities. When others worshipped Spears and Aguilera, I was all in on Simpson. Beauty. Grace. Blond. Virgin. I love her.

Anyway, her memoir came out and it's called Open Book and I did not take notes while I was reading it because I did not think I was going to blog about it, but here we are!!!!! I will try to remember the interesting parts!!!!!!