Here are some of the questions I am frequently asked via email, Twitter, Facebook, text message, on a date.

Also, no one has ever asked me any of these questions because 14 people read this blog and that's just because I force them to.

How old are you?
25 going on 13.

Is this blog your full-time job?

What program do you use for your photoshopped-esque photos?

Is that really you in the header?

Are you on Instagram?

Do you hire interns?
Yes. It is unpaid and you don't have an office, but I will give you a nice reference when you apply to Chili's.